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LSU fans are jerking themselves off and telling people they’re getting laid

Posted on 1/23/26 at 10:57 pm
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3440 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 10:57 pm
Ain’t happening guys.

Never seen a fanbase stroke out over a coach that has never had postseason success. You’d think they found a golden ticket, but poor Lane still doesn’t know what it’s like to be in a CFP.

They are ALL IN. The melt in BR is going to be glorious.
Posted by BlackCloud
Above It All
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 1/23/26 at 10:58 pm to
Posted by TigerLifer18
Member since May 2023
3539 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 10:59 pm to
quote:

Never seen a fanbase stroke out over a coach that has never had postseason success.


I must have missed where all of Elko’s banners are?

Or we could go through A&M’s entire history of coaches. We’d have to go back to the World Wars to find any Aggie coach who won anything worth a shite.
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3440 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 10:59 pm to
Posted by DBG
vermont
Member since May 2004
79722 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 10:59 pm to
SEC fans tonight

Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68108 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:00 pm to
How dare LSU fans enjoy anything?
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
66678 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

LSU fans are jerking themselves off and telling people they’re getting laid

quote:

AggieArchitect2004


an Aggie fan would know all about that.
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11740 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:03 pm to
Considering you have never won a championship or the SEC in the modern era

Would you like me to tell you what its like to get laid?
Posted by Crab trapper12
Member since Oct 2021
494 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:04 pm to
Aggie fans are still dreaming about national championships that their great grandparents didn’t even witness hahahah
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3440 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

Would you like me to tell you what its like to get laid?

Sure. Did he buy you dinner first?
Posted by LSU Bayou Jim
Houma, LA
Member since Feb 2013
1176 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:12 pm to
ATM WON THE NATTY IN 2025? Better alert everybody outside of College Station.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
88383 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:13 pm to
scared
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28287 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:18 pm to
Posted by Patsy Parisi
Member since Dec 2025
596 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:19 pm to
This coming from a fan of a team that can’t sniff a national championship.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17131 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:20 pm to
quote:

LSU fans are jerking themselves off

quote:

Aggie

It’s not ok to think about this man
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
24211 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:22 pm to
Has Marcel Reed learned how to throw a pass in the red zone yet?
Posted by A10Rebel
Colorado
Member since Nov 2018
839 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:23 pm to
I haven't figured out which thread on the first page is the daily, LSU, suck myself off, thread. There's too many to choose from, today.
Posted by El Jefe de Tu Mama
Over there by that place
Member since Dec 2024
1155 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:25 pm to
Men in BR actually have sex with women.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
38203 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:27 pm to
Texas AssMouth Collapse as usual.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18954 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:27 pm to
Rich coming from an Aggie.
A&M hasn’t accomplished anything.
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