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14 years ago tonight - The Krystal Teabagger

Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:04 pm
Posted by UAinSOUTHAL
Mobile,AL
Member since Dec 2012
5246 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:04 pm


Never Forget
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
41174 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:06 pm to
2 years in prison and sex offender registry over a damn football game. What an absolute moron.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
34965 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:07 pm to
Mulkey Man shouldn't have passed out.
Posted by BurnsideStyle
Member since May 2014
2332 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:08 pm to
Tough break
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61413 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:08 pm to
That’s so nasty
Posted by UAinSOUTHAL
Mobile,AL
Member since Dec 2012
5246 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:09 pm to
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2 years in prison and sex offender registry over a damn football game. What an absolute moron.


Agreed, dude was an idiot. I walked into that Krystal’s about 10 minutes after it happened and people were talking about it and I thought they were full of it until the videos got posted. Bourbon was wild that night.
Posted by Slick Wandoo
Member since Dec 2025
201 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:09 pm to
The Teabagger is in the Bammer fan HOF.

Posted by Tuscaloosa
13x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
50547 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:10 pm to
Ol’ buddy shouldn’t have ordered a sack full if he didn’t mean it.
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
31680 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:10 pm to
Seems like you would want people to forget this.


Evidently, you are proud of it. Saved a photo for 14 years.


Stay away from kids, okay.
Posted by patillac
Member since Mar 2024
611 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:11 pm to
Alabama fans acting like it’s normal to place one’s raw testicles on another man’s face.
This post was edited on 1/9/26 at 10:18 pm
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
23573 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:12 pm to
What was the You Better Care one known for? Missed it.
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
33364 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:13 pm to
Meh, I don't think this is funny at all.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
3337 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:14 pm to
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Never Forget


Dude, we all deal wirh POS Bama fabs every time we come here. How could anyone ever forget that Bama incest produces the biggest POSes anyone could ever ask for?
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
33364 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:14 pm to
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2 years in prison and sex offender registry over a damn football game. What an absolute moron.



This. How do people not see this especially Bama football fans?
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
126800 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:15 pm to
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What was the You Better Care one known for? Missed it.
Pretty sure that one shot and killed a family member after a Bama loss
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
33364 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

Alabama fans acting like it’s normal not to place one’s raw testicles on another man’s face.



Yep and it's embarrassing.
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
24038 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:15 pm to
That and tree poisoning. What a pathetic fanbase

Posted by Slick Wandoo
Member since Dec 2025
201 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:15 pm to
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What was the You Better Care one known for? Missed it.
She shot a family member who she thought was not upset enough over a Bammer loss.

Shot....a family member..."you better care!"
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
23573 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:16 pm to
quote:

Pretty sure that one shot and killed a family member after a Bama loss


Jesus...people are nuts, take a game way to serious.
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
33364 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 10:17 pm to
BTW, I RA'd this thread. Hope it gets wacked. Just not funny at all.
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