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Posted on 12/23/25 at 7:41 pm
Posted by RTRnFlorida
Member since Mar 2024
2583 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 7:41 pm
I know all you Louisiana folks don’t have chimneys so how does Santa’s jolly self deliver presents to your kiddos?

We know your letters to him is begging him for a 10 win season next year.

What else are you hoping is under your tree?
This post was edited on 12/23/25 at 8:14 pm
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
18929 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 7:42 pm to
Gumps to admit LSU is their biggest rival

My Lord you motherfrickers are obsessed with us.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
10684 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 7:47 pm to
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I know all you Louisiana folks down have chimneys


Can anyone translate Gump to English?
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17764 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 7:48 pm to
I asked Santa for Year 7 with Lane but his fat arse didn't deliver. The Alabama fan base and I are in shambles.
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
4279 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 7:50 pm to
You should be ashamed that you let them have so much free rent
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
104524 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 7:59 pm to
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Gumps to admit LSU is their biggest rival

We have thread after thread after thread after thread to prove that already.
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
17693 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

Gumps to admit LSU is their biggest rival


Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
17693 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 8:05 pm to
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Can anyone translate Gump to English?






Merry Christmas, and you're welcome.
Posted by RTRnFlorida
Member since Mar 2024
2583 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 8:14 pm to
You filthy animal
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17764 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 8:26 pm to
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quote:
Gumps to admit LSU is their biggest rival

We have thread after thread after thread after thread to prove that already.


I stocked up on tequila to get me through the holidays because I've been so upset about Lane but my Alabama neighbor came over and drank it all. He said he couldn't take it anymore and was going to poison some trees or something. He kicked my dog and slapped his wife on the way out the door and muttered something about going to see a guy at the local Chevron about a trolling motor.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
30482 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 8:48 pm to
It’s an LSU heavy board and you regards always take the bait. It’s not hard to figure out.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
18929 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 8:50 pm to
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you regards

Retard fricking Gump
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
30482 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 8:59 pm to
This you?

Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
18929 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:01 pm to
Sure is, where is that little bitch y'all love so much?

Tweeting at HS kids again...?
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
30482 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:02 pm to
You call him a bitch and yet he made you run and beg for protection like…a bitch.

Enjoy your Christmas, David Duke.
Posted by Doak Walker
Dallas
Member since Sep 2022
617 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:06 pm to
I would think LSUs only Christmas Wish this year is for Ole Miss to beat Georgia in the Sugar Bowl. On the one hand, it would be like a knife to the kidney, but on the other hand, it would validate everything they've done to this point. They would have no choice but to rejoice no matter how much it hurts, and hurt it would. If Ole Miss fails, maybe LSU made a mistake, and they would never admit that.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
25597 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 10:55 pm to
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Doak Walker


I truly believe you’re overthinking all this LSU stuff.
Posted by Gideon Swashbuckler
Member since Sep 2019
8845 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 12:12 am to
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Santa’s jolly self deliver presents to your kiddos?



Airboat?
Posted by EST
Investigating
Member since Oct 2003
18237 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:00 am to
My grandparents house IN LOUISIANA had a fireplace/chimney.

The perceptions many of you people have of life in Louisiana are ignorant.

When I lived in Salt Lake in the late 90’s I had a coworker who legit thought we all take “canoes” or airboats everywhere we went - like we live in Venice or something
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
6697 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:21 am to
I don’t need a dang thing under my tree tbh

Errday day b crimmus baw we just sit back and watch the idiots on our website.
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