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What if Pete Golding beats Lane Kiffin next season?

Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:22 pm
Posted by captdalton
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Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:22 pm
LSU fans have been ruthless about Pete Golding. But what if… what if Ole Miss beats LSU next season?

What will happen? Will baton rouge implode like a dying star? Will LSU petition to transfer to the Big 12? What will happen to LSU Stephen? Will the Rant be civilized once again like it was for a few weeks after Brian Kelly was fired?

Whatever happens, it will be a menstrual fueled shite show. And I can’t wait.

Hey Sidewalk, mark on my permanent record that I started another thread since you are keeping track of it.
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
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Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:23 pm to
The whole world will be rooting for that to happen.
Posted by BlackCloud
Above It All
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Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:25 pm to



My money is on Lane!
Posted by themetalreb
Mississippi
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Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:26 pm to
If Pete beats Lane next season that will mean Pete will be 1-0 vs Lane as a head coach.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
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Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:26 pm to
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What if Pete Golding beats Lane Kiffin next season?


What if you get caught with a midget hooker... what if deboer loses 4 or 5 games... what if you get up tomorrow and stop concerning yourself w/LSU?

Get a life dude.
Posted by Publicschoolkid
Member since Nov 2020
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Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:27 pm to
After coaching a playoff team.
Posted by Grenada
Member since Dec 2025
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Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:29 pm to
Sidewalk has to pull the corndog shaped dildo from his rectum if Lane loses.
Posted by 18mph
Corinth, MS
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:29 pm to
Also will mean Lane would be 0-2 against Ole Miss….first loss was a beat down.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:29 pm to
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What if Pete Golding beats Lane Kiffin next season?
What if Lane Kiffin hulks out and smashes the entire Ole Miss campus on Thursday?
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:30 pm to
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My money is on Lane!


Is this where we talk about Fat Lane being placed in rehab by Ole Miss?

Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Posted by BlackCloud
Above It All
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Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:33 pm to
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Is this where we talk about Fat Lane being placed in rehab by Ole Miss?


So Ole Miss covered up a drug addiction for a coach that didn't win a NC or conference championship?

Pathetic!
Posted by Jugbow
Member since Nov 2025
880 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:34 pm to
Rumor I heard is lane left ole miss because Pete was in the head coach office and told lane to GTFO. Seems like KC and PG were making moves after lane did.

Ole Miss had a great season but I think it’s hilarious people act like they’re a powerhouse or respected program. Don’t forget they were fine with scumbag lane until he decided to move on to bigger things.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
20129 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:34 pm to
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What if you get caught with a midget hooker


Don’t threaten me with a good time.



Posted by chefrossi
Member since Jan 2022
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Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:35 pm to
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What if Pete Golding beats Lane Kiffin next season?


An 8-win team will beat another 8-win team. It won’t affect anything.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:41 pm to
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Hey Sidewalk, mark on my permanent record that I started another thread since you are keeping track of it.


Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
20129 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:42 pm to
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So Ole Miss covered up a drug addiction for a coach that didn't win a NC or conference championship? Pathetic!


LSU covered up an athletic department wide sexual harassment and abuse scandal. Les Miles got blackballed from coaching and blocked from the college football hall of fame because of what he did at LSU.

It was covered up for years and only came to light because of all the lawsuits. There were so many they became a class action lawsuit against LSU. Verge Ausberry was relieved of his duties at LSU because of it.

Now he is LSU’s AD. Never say never kids.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
66632 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:47 pm to
You should sue LSU for what they did to you
Posted by krewerider
Member since Sep 2009
837 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:49 pm to
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So Ole Miss covered up a drug addiction for a coach that didn't win a NC or conference championship?


And OM fans were alright with it until last Sunday.
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
26190 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:50 pm to
There’s not enough children’s hospitals on earth they could rip off to dig them out of that hole
Posted by spacecitydude
HTX
Member since Nov 2021
240 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:51 pm to
What if your cousin breaks up with you?
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