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Elko’s Appearance
Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:11 am
Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:11 am
You know you’re having a pretty good season, when “your coach is fat“ is the most-substantive criticism that your opponents can manage.
This post was edited on 11/9/25 at 9:13 am
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Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:15 am to RelentlessAnalysis
Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:15 am to RelentlessAnalysis
"nobody GAF about appearance" - signed Brett Bielema
Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:17 am to RelentlessAnalysis
Same stiff different season. Agggies will always bust and come up trophy-less
Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:17 am to RelentlessAnalysis
Bert is fat and a shite coach too
Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:20 am to RelentlessAnalysis
Elko is a real one and I get the point
Genuinely,I’d just think that because he’s such a huge asset that he should get on ozympic or whatever.
With the stress of the job and how pissed off he gets, it’s gotta be hard on him.
Heupel could use it too obviously
Genuinely,I’d just think that because he’s such a huge asset that he should get on ozympic or whatever.
With the stress of the job and how pissed off he gets, it’s gotta be hard on him.
Heupel could use it too obviously
This post was edited on 11/9/25 at 9:21 am
Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:21 am to RelentlessAnalysis
Congrats on your fat HC winning you the natty this season.
Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:24 am to UTprideofTX
They certainly could afford it...what good is all that money if you have a stroke because of a bad call?
Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:24 am to RelentlessAnalysis
at this point losing weight would kill his aura. he can only go bigger.
Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:26 am to SouthernInsanity
Stephen and Danny. Two cajun peas in a pod.
Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:29 am to RelentlessAnalysis
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You know you’re having a pretty good season, when “your coach is fat“ is the most-substantive criticism that your opponents can manage.
Exactly. Ad hominem attacks means you're winning
Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:29 am to cadillacattack
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"nobody GAF about appearance" - signed Brett Bielema
Especially not when you're winning.
Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:32 am to RelentlessAnalysis
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“your coach is fat“ is the most-substantive criticism that your opponents can manage.
how about "your town is gay"....
I've heard losing opponents come up with that one before
Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:35 am to MtVernon
quote:I don’t necessarily think that Austin is gay. A Progressive shithole? Yes.
how about "your town is gay".... I've heard losing opponents come up with that one before
Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:39 am to N0T SURE
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They certainly could afford it...what good is all that money if you have a stroke because of a bad call?
They have world class nutritionists and athletic facilities right down the hall.
Any SEC coach that chooses to be a fat slob should be shamed imo
Posted on 11/9/25 at 9:43 am to Wellborn
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Wellborn
Looks overcooked
Posted on 11/9/25 at 10:51 am to Rrrrroger
All jokes aside there's nothing more obviously hypocritical than a coach preaching discipline and they are a disheveled slob with dickeydo. For those that dont know, thats where your belly hangs down lower than your dickey do.
Posted on 11/9/25 at 10:58 am to RelentlessAnalysis
In all fairness, you all have had the weakest SEC schedule of anyone put up 16 pts on Auburn at home, beat Arkansas by 3, gave up 22pts to USU and 24 pts to UTSA.
So pardon all of us waiting to see what you do vs Texas and Bama in the SECG
So pardon all of us waiting to see what you do vs Texas and Bama in the SECG
Posted on 11/9/25 at 11:01 am to Rrrrroger
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They have world class nutritionists and athletic facilities right down the hall.
Yeah, I'm surprised that these hefty coaches don't take full advantage of these resources. Kirby could stand to drop more than a few...
This post was edited on 11/9/25 at 11:02 am
Posted on 11/9/25 at 11:02 am to RelentlessAnalysis
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You know you’re having a pretty good season, when “your coach is fat“ is the most-substantive criticism that your opponents can manage.
I don't think A&M is a great team. I've seen nothing that proves to me otherwise.
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