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Daddy Issues

Posted on 11/5/25 at 3:05 pm
Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
5858 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 3:05 pm
Everyone laughs at the A&M-Texas, Auburn-Bama, Florida-UGA daddy dynamics. All well and good.

But I would have never guessed the biggest daddy issues of them all wasn't school to school, but school to person. LSU's pathetic, desperate belief that Saban would actually turn his back on his Alabama legacy to return to LSU is truly the most pitiful display of daddy issues I have ever seen.

Welcome to the dark ages, LSU. I look forward to Frank Wilson being named full time head coach this offseason.
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1159 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 3:07 pm to
A ham sandwich could win 8 games at LSU

I doubt there will be a dark age
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
3303 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 3:08 pm to
This is bad even for you
Posted by rtr72
Alabama
Member since Aug 2011
558 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 3:11 pm to
Ok, 8 games we will see
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125236 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

TexasAg13


Pretty sure we will be okay.





Posted by BootyFett69
6969 W High Street
Member since Jan 2021
1795 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

Everyone laughs at


quote:

A&M-Texas


Posted by Fleurs
Birmingham
Member since Dec 2016
1330 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 3:13 pm to
why would you not have guessed that? even all the lsu fans know we're they're daddy, it pretty much goes without saying at this point.
Posted by BootyFett69
6969 W High Street
Member since Jan 2021
1795 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 3:14 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/5/25 at 3:25 pm
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10089 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 3:35 pm to
LSU cannot be convinced that they are becoming Nebraska.

But time will convince them.
Posted by UTATX
ATX
Member since May 2024
731 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

LSU cannot be convinced that they are becoming Nebraska.

But time will convince them.


Nebraska won 3 championships this century? Horrible take...
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
23466 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 3:57 pm to
quote:


A ham sandwich could win 8 games at LSU


Not a ham sandwich:

Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
17386 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 4:09 pm to
Consider the source
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
24630 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

Welcome to the dark ages, LSU


So you're saying the aggies are in the dark ages also??? Cool!
Posted by Champs
Geaux Tigers
Member since Feb 2008
12388 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

Welcome to the dark ages, LSU


tell us what its like to be aggie
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5321 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

So you're saying the aggies are in the dark ages also???


No, we just left a vacancy for you to fill
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19296 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

A ham sandwich could win 8 games at LSU


And yet in the last 50 seasons, LSU has failed to win 8 games 17 times or 34% of the time.

And that is giving you credit for the Les Miles vacated seasons. Based on the official record book, LSU has failed to win 8 games 42% of the time.

Maybe LSU should hire a ham sandwich?
This post was edited on 11/5/25 at 4:50 pm
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
9472 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

A ham sandwich could win 8 games at LSU

What does that make Ogre in ‘20 and ‘21?
Posted by BearCrocs
Member since Aug 2013
7842 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 4:56 pm to
Saban is literally on record saying his biggest coaching regret is leaving LSU.

GFY and your boyfriend.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
24630 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:35 pm to
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No, we just left a vacancy for you to fill


One good season doesn't mean you back... just ask Tx.
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