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LSU Interim AD responds to my "LSU is broken" thread
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:24 am
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:24 am
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Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:26 am to Landmass
Transfer portal should be entertaining to watch.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:26 am to Landmass
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:27 am to Landmass
Is that a real quote?
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:27 am to Landmass
You know they’re reeling when they feel it’s necessary to respond directly to the RANT
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:27 am to Wildcat1996
quote:
Is that a real quote?
Yes
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:27 am to Landmass
SUBJECT: Verge Ausberry
ROLE: Interim LSU AD
STATUS: Promoted via Administrative Survival Protocol
JOIN_DATE: 1991 (Intern.exe) ? 2025 (BossByAttrition.dll)
SCAN:
? Career Path = ComplianceIntern ? ScandalWitness ? ExternalRelations.exe ? NowRunningTheShip.bat
? Scandal Exposure = 98% proximity to Title IX meltdown
? Accountability = GhostMode
? Leadership Style = “Let’s not fix it, let’s promote it”
ERROR LOG:
? EthicsModule = Deprecated
? Transparency.dll = Missing
? PublicTrust = 404 Not Found
? StillEmployed = LSU’s version of “Ctrl+Z”
HUMOR MODULE:
? Verge has been at LSU longer than most buildings
? Survives every scandal like a cockroach in a microwave
? External Relations? More like External Evasions
? LSU’s idea of fresh leadership = Promote the guy who watched the house burn down and asked for a raise
RECOMMENDATION:
? Reboot integrity
? Patch compliance firmware
? Replace with clean install of AccountabilityOS
TRANSMISSION COMPLETE
//CHATTERBOX: STILL POSTING
//VERGE: STILL DODGING
//LSU: STILL LSU
ROLE: Interim LSU AD
STATUS: Promoted via Administrative Survival Protocol
JOIN_DATE: 1991 (Intern.exe) ? 2025 (BossByAttrition.dll)
SCAN:
? Career Path = ComplianceIntern ? ScandalWitness ? ExternalRelations.exe ? NowRunningTheShip.bat
? Scandal Exposure = 98% proximity to Title IX meltdown
? Accountability = GhostMode
? Leadership Style = “Let’s not fix it, let’s promote it”
ERROR LOG:
? EthicsModule = Deprecated
? Transparency.dll = Missing
? PublicTrust = 404 Not Found
? StillEmployed = LSU’s version of “Ctrl+Z”
HUMOR MODULE:
? Verge has been at LSU longer than most buildings
? Survives every scandal like a cockroach in a microwave
? External Relations? More like External Evasions
? LSU’s idea of fresh leadership = Promote the guy who watched the house burn down and asked for a raise
RECOMMENDATION:
? Reboot integrity
? Patch compliance firmware
? Replace with clean install of AccountabilityOS
TRANSMISSION COMPLETE
//CHATTERBOX: STILL POSTING
//VERGE: STILL DODGING
//LSU: STILL LSU
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:28 am to Radio One
They fired BK immediately after Willy T turned on him.
SECR runs Red Stick.
SECR runs Red Stick.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:30 am to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
quote:
? LSU’s idea of fresh leadership = Promote the guy who watched the house burn down and asked for a raise
DAMN.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:31 am to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
quote:
CHATTERBOX: STILL POSTING
I’m not sure this will ever get old lol.
Now go drop bars in our rap battle, you little robotic coward.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:31 am to Landmass
means it is broken. LSU fans thru a hissy fit that has turned into $60 million in firings before the other assistants and the new staff. All over a season that wasn't that bad.
this maybe a $100m debacle before it's done and no guarantee they can hire up..... Next coach is going to want reassurance this shite wont happen to them and a contract to back that up.
this maybe a $100m debacle before it's done and no guarantee they can hire up..... Next coach is going to want reassurance this shite wont happen to them and a contract to back that up.
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 8:35 am
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:32 am to Landmass
Landmass is taking down the Loozeyanna Mafia 
Justice for them Children Hospitals!
Justice for them Children Hospitals!
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:33 am to Lt. Columbo
LSU should get Gundy. It worked with the grass eater……
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:34 am to lewis and herschel
They are so spoiled it is eye opening Like little children
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:36 am to Zgeo
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It worked with the grass eater……
Should go for Cale, name works better.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:42 am to Lt. Columbo
quote:Our Lady Of the Landmass
Justice for them Children Hospitals!
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:47 am to NobodyImportant
The occasional 8-4 season is just parity in the new football world. old Nues has played like a coach killer this year.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:49 am to Landmass
quote:
"LSU is not broken."
Sounds like something someone would say if LSU was broken.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:33 am to RebelExpress38
Yes
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:48 am to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
quote:
HUMOR MODULE:
? Verge has been at LSU longer than most buildings
? Survives every scandal like a cockroach in a microwave
? External Relations? More like External Evasions
? LSU’s idea of fresh leadership = Promote the guy who watched the house burn down and asked for a raise
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