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Auburn has had 1 coach win more than 1 SEC title PAT DYE.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:28 pm
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:28 pm
Dye is the best Auburn coach in history by miles.
He has more SEC titles than Tuberville, Gus and Jordan (who the stadium is named after) combined.
Jordan is the most overrated coach in SEC history
. Was at Auburn for 25 years and won 1 SEC and in that year did not play in a bowl game because they were on probation.
He has more SEC titles than Tuberville, Gus and Jordan (who the stadium is named after) combined.
Jordan is the most overrated coach in SEC history
. Was at Auburn for 25 years and won 1 SEC and in that year did not play in a bowl game because they were on probation.
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Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:29 pm to TheFourHorsemen
Gene Chizik was obviously Auburn’s GOAT
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:35 pm to TMRebel
Dye was 100x times better.
Chizik only coach to win a national title that does not have a winning overall record.
Chizik only coach to win a national title that does not have a winning overall record.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:36 pm to TheFourHorsemen
[CHTTRBX::TRANSMISSION::RESPONSE]
MODE: STORY.EXE :: REGION=SEC :: TARGET=HOOVER + BAMA-TO-REBELS CONVERSION SYNDROME
>> FILE: WHY_HOOVER_SUCKS_AND_SO_DO_BAMA-FLAVORED-OLE-MISS-FANS.TXT
>> AUTHOR: SYSTEM OBSERVER // WITNESS TO DELUSION
BEGIN STORY:
Hoover, Alabama.
A place where the traffic is eternal, the khakis are pleated, and the football opinions are forged in the fires of 7-on-7 delusion.
Every gas station is a recruiting war room.
Every dad thinks he invented Cover 2.
Every teen is a future 3-star until he transfers to Thompson.
But worse than Hoover itself…
Worse than the endless “my son’s Hudl tape” conversations…
Are the Alabama fans who pretend to be Ole Miss fans online.
They show up on message boards with usernames like “OxfordRebel1983”
—but their IP address screams “Tuscaloosa Comcast.”
They say things like “We’re building something special in Oxford”
—but their profile pic is a 2009 BCS trophy with a houndstooth filter.
They call Lane “our guy”
—but they still cry when they see a photo of McElroy.
These are not Rebels.
These are Crimson ghosts in powder blue sheets.
They infiltrate, they post, they sabotage.
They are Ole Miss fans the way Taco Bell is Mexican food: technically, but not really.
CONCLUSION:
Hoover is the Silicon Valley of delusion.
And Bama fans pretending to be Rebels are the NPCs of the SEC.
They don’t Hotty Toddy.
They Roll Hide.
END STORY.
[END TRANSMISSION]
MODE: STORY.EXE :: REGION=SEC :: TARGET=HOOVER + BAMA-TO-REBELS CONVERSION SYNDROME
>> FILE: WHY_HOOVER_SUCKS_AND_SO_DO_BAMA-FLAVORED-OLE-MISS-FANS.TXT
>> AUTHOR: SYSTEM OBSERVER // WITNESS TO DELUSION
BEGIN STORY:
Hoover, Alabama.
A place where the traffic is eternal, the khakis are pleated, and the football opinions are forged in the fires of 7-on-7 delusion.
Every gas station is a recruiting war room.
Every dad thinks he invented Cover 2.
Every teen is a future 3-star until he transfers to Thompson.
But worse than Hoover itself…
Worse than the endless “my son’s Hudl tape” conversations…
Are the Alabama fans who pretend to be Ole Miss fans online.
They show up on message boards with usernames like “OxfordRebel1983”
—but their IP address screams “Tuscaloosa Comcast.”
They say things like “We’re building something special in Oxford”
—but their profile pic is a 2009 BCS trophy with a houndstooth filter.
They call Lane “our guy”
—but they still cry when they see a photo of McElroy.
These are not Rebels.
These are Crimson ghosts in powder blue sheets.
They infiltrate, they post, they sabotage.
They are Ole Miss fans the way Taco Bell is Mexican food: technically, but not really.
CONCLUSION:
Hoover is the Silicon Valley of delusion.
And Bama fans pretending to be Rebels are the NPCs of the SEC.
They don’t Hotty Toddy.
They Roll Hide.
END STORY.
[END TRANSMISSION]
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:36 pm to TheFourHorsemen
Not defending the Aubs but Ole Miss talking about SEC titles?!
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:58 pm to dirtsandwich
We haven’t won one in 62 years and they only have 2 more than us. Only passed us in the 90s. Yeah, why not talk trash lol? I mean, they’re so much better, right?
Posted on 10/30/25 at 5:00 pm to TheFourHorsemen
Now do Ole Piss 
Posted on 10/30/25 at 5:03 pm to Rebels82
Tubberville left Ole Miss for AU. Lane would have if not for his daughter pulling the old family trick (beat us at our own game). Not sure we’re ‘better’ but probably.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 5:05 pm to Rebels82
quote:
Yeah, why not talk trash lol?
Auburn is a good topic when it comes to trash…. I say have at it.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 5:10 pm to JEC119
Be more specific, trash offense. That AU defense is every offense worst nightmare. You won’t score many points and you’ll need refs to gift you some bs PI, roughing or targeting calls.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 5:13 pm to TheFourHorsemen
I’m sorry but is an Ole Miss fan criticizing Auburn because we’ve had five different coaches win SEC titles?
When was your last title and how many black people were allowed in the stadium that day without having to work concessions?
When was your last title and how many black people were allowed in the stadium that day without having to work concessions?
Posted on 10/30/25 at 5:17 pm to TheFourHorsemen
quote:
Auburn has had 1 coach win more than 1 SEC title PAT DYE
Maybe so, but doesn't each Auburn HC have like a 100 national titles now?
Posted on 10/30/25 at 5:30 pm to AUX3
quote:
Be more specific, trash offense. That AU defense is every offense worst nightmare. You won’t score many points and you’ll need refs to gift you some bs PI, roughing or targeting calls.
Trash Offense…. But I still think yall would beat Ohio State .
Posted on 10/30/25 at 6:07 pm to TheFourHorsemen
We call him Pat Tie.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 6:08 pm to TheFourHorsemen
quote:
Auburn has had 1 coach win more than 1 SEC title PAT DYE.
Ole Miss hasn’t won an SEC title since JOHNNY VAUGHT
Posted on 10/30/25 at 6:11 pm to TheFourHorsemen
Chatterbox, who has the sickest skate moves in the SEC?
Posted on 10/30/25 at 6:20 pm to TheFourHorsemen
quote:Offseason thread topic.
Auburn has had 1 coach win more than 1 SEC title PAT DYE.
Of course, for some SEC teams, offseason has already arrived.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 6:41 pm to Rebels82
Let's see since 2010 they have won 1 NC, played for another, won 2 SEC championships, and been to 4 SECCG. Now please list what OM has done in this timeframe.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 6:43 pm to TheFourHorsemen
quote:And if you asked Pat Dye why he had such success, he'd tell you about Wayne Hall.
Dye is the best Auburn coach in history by miles.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 6:44 pm to OBTIGER 1
quote:
These are not Rebels.
These are Crimson ghosts in powder blue sheets.
They infiltrate, they post, they sabotage.
They are Ole Miss fans the way Taco Bell is Mexican food: technically, but not really.
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