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BREAKING: DJ Durkin is top candidate ti be LSU coach
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:38 pm
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:38 pm
I can't reveal my sources because then I will be banned from getting corn dogs from Sonic. But administrators at LSU feel like Kelly was too old they need a younger coach who killed a man to lead them.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:39 pm to GabeDeArmondIsANepoB
Good hire
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Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:49 pm to GabeDeArmondIsANepoB
Wasn't there some scandal that got him fired at Maryland?
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:50 pm to GabeDeArmondIsANepoB
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But administrators at LSU feel like Kelly was too old they need a younger coach who killed a man to lead them.
Hell yeah. We need someone that was more involved in the act. We had Charles Manson when we really needed John Wayne Gacy.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:50 pm to TommyM
Yes, he worked a player to death without allowing water breaks
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:55 pm to Nasty_Canasta
I didn't read OP closely enough 
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:56 pm to TigerLunatik
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We need someone that was more involved in the act. We had Charles Manson when we really needed John Wayne Gacy.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:57 pm to TigerLunatik
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Hell yeah. We need someone that was more involved in the act. We had Charles Manson when we really needed John Wayne Gacy.

Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:59 pm to TommyM
When has a scandal stopped LSU from hiring a coach?
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:00 pm to GabeDeArmondIsANepoB
quote:Get wrecked!
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Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:01 pm to That LSU Guy
After im done with your mother tonight I'll leave a couple of her tampons on your dresser before I leave
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:02 pm to Mars United
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When has a scandal stopped LSU from hiring a coach?
Maybe they are making being responsible for the death of a child a new prerequisite for the job?
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:03 pm to GabeDeArmondIsANepoB
Not a high bar, but I’d say he’s easily the best coach on our staff (including head coaches) from the last 5 years. Defense has been keeping us in every game.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:05 pm to GabeDeArmondIsANepoB
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After im done with your mother tonight I'll leave a couple of her tampons on your dresser before I leav
Bitch, please.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:06 pm to DyeHardDylan
Where does Freezus end up? Coaching high school ball somewhere l?
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:10 pm to GabeDeArmondIsANepoB
If Durkin is hired Auburn absolutely moves to fire HF. Our defense is the only thing keeping this ship afloat
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:12 pm to plazadweller
Auburn need to bring back Urban to the coaching ranks, Baby
This post was edited on 10/26/25 at 8:13 pm
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:13 pm to Mars United
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When has a scandal stopped anyone from hiring a coach?
Fixed it for you.
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