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BREAKING: DJ Durkin is top candidate ti be LSU coach

Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:38 pm
Posted by GabeDeArmondIsANepoB
Member since Oct 2025
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Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:38 pm
I can't reveal my sources because then I will be banned from getting corn dogs from Sonic. But administrators at LSU feel like Kelly was too old they need a younger coach who killed a man to lead them.
Posted by Rodo
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
1495 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:39 pm to
Good hire

Rodo
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:48 pm to
Posted by TommyM
Conflict of interest
Member since Nov 2013
2411 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:49 pm to
Wasn't there some scandal that got him fired at Maryland?
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
102801 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

But administrators at LSU feel like Kelly was too old they need a younger coach who killed a man to lead them.

Hell yeah. We need someone that was more involved in the act. We had Charles Manson when we really needed John Wayne Gacy.
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
3303 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:50 pm to
Yes, he worked a player to death without allowing water breaks
Posted by TommyM
Conflict of interest
Member since Nov 2013
2411 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:55 pm to
I didn't read OP closely enough
Posted by TiptonInSC
Aiken, SC
Member since Dec 2012
20859 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

We need someone that was more involved in the act. We had Charles Manson when we really needed John Wayne Gacy.


Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125236 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

Hell yeah. We need someone that was more involved in the act. We had Charles Manson when we really needed John Wayne Gacy.
Posted by Mars United
Your momma’s house
Member since Jun 2014
3336 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:59 pm to
When has a scandal stopped LSU from hiring a coach?
Posted by That LSU Guy
PVB
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:00 pm to
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Registered on: 10/26/2025
Get wrecked!
Posted by GabeDeArmondIsANepoB
Member since Oct 2025
82 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:01 pm to
After im done with your mother tonight I'll leave a couple of her tampons on your dresser before I leave
Posted by RandySavage
9 Time Natty Winner
Member since May 2012
34578 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

When has a scandal stopped LSU from hiring a coach?


Maybe they are making being responsible for the death of a child a new prerequisite for the job?
Posted by DyeHardDylan
Member since Nov 2011
9031 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:03 pm to
Not a high bar, but I’d say he’s easily the best coach on our staff (including head coaches) from the last 5 years. Defense has been keeping us in every game.
Posted by That LSU Guy
PVB
Member since Jul 2008
14814 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

After im done with your mother tonight I'll leave a couple of her tampons on your dresser before I leav


Bitch, please.
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
3303 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:06 pm to
Where does Freezus end up? Coaching high school ball somewhere l?
Posted by Sexydexy15
Member since Sep 2025
174 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:07 pm to
Lies
Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
12164 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:10 pm to
If Durkin is hired Auburn absolutely moves to fire HF. Our defense is the only thing keeping this ship afloat
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
3303 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:12 pm to
Auburn need to bring back Urban to the coaching ranks, Baby
This post was edited on 10/26/25 at 8:13 pm
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9580 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

When has a scandal stopped anyone from hiring a coach?


Fixed it for you.
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