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So convenient that Jess and Tessitore
Posted on 10/25/25 at 7:29 pm
Posted on 10/25/25 at 7:29 pm
are always calling our games when we’re on the road in a potential upset situation. They had them on the FSU game. Two weeks ago, it was Missouri. Today, we narrowly avoided the upset with those two shitheads announcing. I’d rather listen to Beth Mowins on endless loop than them. But you just know that ESPN will have them on the call for the Auburn game.
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Posted on 10/25/25 at 7:39 pm to bamatide07
They are the worst broadcasting crew I've seen in a while. Rather have RG III's goofy arse calling our games.
Posted on 10/25/25 at 7:41 pm to bamatide07
Tess is the worst, not sure how we keep getting them
Posted on 10/25/25 at 7:41 pm to Master of Pancakes
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Rather have RG III's goofy arse calling our games.
I'll have to draw the line there. RGIII is way too corny.
Posted on 10/25/25 at 7:42 pm to UltimaParadox
He is fricking obnoxious. Just can’t stand him. Palmer hates Alabama too and never shuts up. It’s torture listening to them announce our games.
Posted on 10/25/25 at 7:44 pm to Marktastic86
This. RGIII is awful for real. He has no business announcing games period for any network.
Posted on 10/25/25 at 7:47 pm to Marktastic86
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I'll have to draw the line there. RGIII is way too corny.
I'll take corny phrases over yelling for the whole game. At least we get meme material out of it.
Posted on 10/25/25 at 7:49 pm to bamatide07
They hope for an upset, too. Tessitore wants it because he thinks one of his stupid lines will become immortalized.
Posted on 10/25/25 at 7:51 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
No doubt. ESPN hates our program and wants us to lose. It’s all politically motivated.
Posted on 10/25/25 at 7:51 pm to Master of Pancakes
He screamed like he won the powerball when Sellers scored the td. Fck that guy.
Posted on 10/25/25 at 7:54 pm to bamatide07
Joe Tess was somewhat subdued today, but Jessie managed to make up for it to bring yet another turd level fan experience.
Bye week
RMFT
Bye week
RMFT
Posted on 10/25/25 at 7:59 pm to bamatide07
We should negotiate for one game a year where we have Tess, mowins and RG3 all in the booth at once. Then never have to hear any of them the rest of the season.
Posted on 10/25/25 at 8:01 pm to MykTide
I could handle that. Make it the cupcake game in late November.
Posted on 10/25/25 at 10:12 pm to Kerrygold
On the long TD pass they had, he screamed, "South Cackalacky!!!"
Posted on 10/25/25 at 10:16 pm to Goombaw
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On the long TD pass they had, he screamed, "South Cackalacky
I remember he called them that last year as well.
Posted on 10/25/25 at 10:30 pm to bamatide07
Every Saturday afternoon is Tessitore’s wedding night.
Posted on 10/25/25 at 10:54 pm to RECConspiracy
No doubt. The motherfricker screams like a lunatic on every single play of the game. He went extra crazy when USCjr. made big plays. ESPN knows what they’re doing by having him announce our games.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:21 am to bamatide07
Yeah! For all of those that bitched and moaned about Gary and Verne, then Brad and Gary, y’all can go play in traffic!! Jesse and Joe are insufferable!!! I would rather listen to Beth Mowins and have the Kick Six played on continuous loop while having my fingernails pulled off with pliers than have Jesse and Joe on the call for us.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 6:58 am to UltimaParadox
Tess should stick to boxing
It’s annoying how excited he gets when the other team makes a play vs Bama
Then quiet as a church mouse when Bama makes a big play
It’s annoying how excited he gets when the other team makes a play vs Bama
Then quiet as a church mouse when Bama makes a big play
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:16 am to Section 80
Exactly why he has no business calling college football games. ESPN encourages him to do it because of their dislike of our program.
This post was edited on 10/26/25 at 8:18 am
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