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I am guaranteeing a Texas victory over Oklahoma this week.

Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:20 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47191 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:20 am
ETA: Told ya












My sources have got their work done early this week - they have a pro-am golf tournament this week so they crunched their numbers to get this done and get their golf bags in the car early this morning.


I know that all my guarantee threads get anchored because the new board moderator who refuses who to identify himself, stalks my threads. Hater of fun. Hater of facts. Probably that douchebag Arkansas mod and he's too much of a coward to admit Chicken promoted him.

damn chicken


That's fine. He or he/she is angry that I'm correct every time. I get it.


Texas wins. I'm also glad that Texas and OU still do not have SECRANT emoticons.
This post was edited on 10/12/25 at 12:57 pm
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
8060 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:29 am to
quote:

know that all my guarantee threads get anchored because the new board moderator who refuses who to identify himself, stalks my threads

Personal foul: incorrect usage of comma. Thirty-five yard penalty. Repeat troll attempt.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47191 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:30 am to
Frenzy! I have reported you to the Arkansas mod !!
Posted by BuckI
Grove City, Ohio
Member since Oct 2020
7000 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:31 am to
Anything can happen in rival games. Michigan keeps kicking our arse.

I'm against anchoring threads.
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5410 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:43 am to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47191 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:45 am to
OU Roughneck is not to be harmed
Posted by JacieNY
Member since Jul 2024
1596 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:49 am to
Tell it, tell it! I want the whornies to go into this one thinking they got it in the bag. Makes beating them so much more delicious!
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8273 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:53 am to
Do you have collateral for such vainglorious boastings?
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
5707 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:55 am to
quote:

such vainglorious boastings

Pure class right here, thank you for elevating us all
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16967 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:55 am to
Negative. Do not engage.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47191 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Drydock




you're just a jealous Mizzou fan
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
14092 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 9:03 am to

Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8273 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 9:04 am to
quote:

thank you for elevating us all


A labor of Sisyphus.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47191 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 9:11 am to
quote:

Drydock



quote:

A labor of Syphilis






Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8273 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 9:13 am to
And thus my point is proven.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
56588 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 9:16 am to
The scumbagnover the Bama board won’t allow me to join the Bama board. People like that cock sucker is what drove me here in 2007 from the Alabama boards.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
8060 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 9:43 am to
quote:

Frenzy! I have reported you to the Arkansas mod !!

For what? :)
Posted by jdevers
Member since Nov 2008
2081 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 10:33 am to
Is end stage syphilis treatable yet? I know that early on antibiotics can clear it up, but once it advances this far is there much that can be done besides hospice?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47191 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 10:37 am to
quote:


Is end stage syphilis treatable yet? I know that early on antibiotics can clear it up, but once it advances this far is there much that can be done besides hospice?



We will have to follow Drydock's progress and chart it

...write a paper on it later, etc...
Posted by Rodo
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
1617 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 10:38 am to
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I'm also glad that Texas and OU still do not have SECRANT emoticons.

A grown man that uses the term emoticons.

Rodo
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