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Soyjak Sark
Posted on 10/5/25 at 10:00 am
Posted on 10/5/25 at 10:00 am
So the Gators beat the soy piss and soy feces out of Sark yesterday in the Swamp in all 3 phases of the game.
Sark's appetite for soy is unparalleled and so even though he left Gainesville with record low levels of soy in his bloodstream he will manage to soy load on levels the world has never seen this week thus presenting Oklahoma the same golden opportunity to beat soy piss and soy feces out of him at the Cotton Bowl.
If you go to the game you might want to bring some Vicks vapor rub to apply to your nose to safeguard against the fowl odors that soon follow..
From preseason #1 to 5-7 will make Soyjak Sark a dull boy.
Sark's appetite for soy is unparalleled and so even though he left Gainesville with record low levels of soy in his bloodstream he will manage to soy load on levels the world has never seen this week thus presenting Oklahoma the same golden opportunity to beat soy piss and soy feces out of him at the Cotton Bowl.
If you go to the game you might want to bring some Vicks vapor rub to apply to your nose to safeguard against the fowl odors that soon follow..
From preseason #1 to 5-7 will make Soyjak Sark a dull boy.
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Posted on 10/5/25 at 10:01 am to Pimphand
I will be there to watch the sh1t show as it happens.
Posted on 10/5/25 at 10:02 am to Pimphand
Now I've got an image in my head of Sark at the bar with a huge line of soy sauce shots lined up in front of him.
Posted on 10/5/25 at 10:03 am to Pimphand
Real talk.
Despite your defense getting run through like a call girl from Mexia
Despite your special teams giving up a blocked punt
Despite your TE and WRs WIDE OPEN (and missed)
Texas was a score away.
This isn’t a Texas problem it is squarely an Arch problem. It remains to be seen if Sark is willing to not only see that but act on it.
Despite your defense getting run through like a call girl from Mexia
Despite your special teams giving up a blocked punt
Despite your TE and WRs WIDE OPEN (and missed)
Texas was a score away.
This isn’t a Texas problem it is squarely an Arch problem. It remains to be seen if Sark is willing to not only see that but act on it.
This post was edited on 10/5/25 at 10:04 am
Posted on 10/5/25 at 10:04 am to Tantal
Sark’s record vs Alabama, OU, Ohio State, and Georgia is 3-9.
Posted on 10/5/25 at 10:04 am to Pimphand
Posted on 10/5/25 at 10:05 am to Pimphand
Posted on 10/5/25 at 10:05 am to Jobu93
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Texas was a score away.
Because of Arch.
Name one Texas player that played better than Arch yesterday.
Mind blowing right?
Posted on 10/5/25 at 10:07 am to MtVernon
It’s a very limited sample size but I’d say his backup did.
Came in cold and laced a ball for a first down.
Arch comes back in and throws an INT.
I did say it was a limited sample size
Came in cold and laced a ball for a first down.
Arch comes back in and throws an INT.
I did say it was a limited sample size 
Posted on 10/5/25 at 10:08 am to Pimphand
I think your defense will play better against OK but I think OK will give Arch even more problems than the Gators did.
Posted on 10/5/25 at 10:11 am to MtVernon
I was watching the Skyview telecast and that one WR on TX looked really good.
Posted on 10/5/25 at 10:19 am to Jobu93
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This isn’t a Texas problem it is squarely an Arch problem
I guess Sark's inability to beat elite teams throughout his career was also Arch's fault?
All the penalties, terrible execution, mistakes, etc.....we actually pay a guy who is responsible for all that. Really, there is.
it's also his fault.
Posted on 10/5/25 at 10:33 am to Wishbone85
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Sark’s record vs Alabama, OU, Ohio State, and Georgia is 3-9.
I'm all for talking shite about Soyjak the motherfricking cuck wants to follow reporters to restrooms but thus is still Sooner math.
Alabama: 1-1
OU: 2-2
Ohio State: 0-2
Georgia: 0-2
Total: 3-7
You would have been better to leave your doofus alma mater out and swapped in Washington
Total: 1-7
Posted on 10/5/25 at 10:41 am to Gator Fever
Wingo or Mingo?
Definitely the one player from Austin that could transfer to a decent team
Definitely the one player from Austin that could transfer to a decent team
Posted on 10/5/25 at 10:49 am to Gator Fever
Arch is playing behind the worst OL I have seen at Texas. The Tom Herman and Charlie Strong lines know this line sucks shite through a giant gaping straw.
Posted on 10/5/25 at 11:07 am to Old Sarge
Wingo - If Manning was quicker reading things he would have had a much bigger day.
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