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Attention and question all corndogs, coonasses, and other assorted Cajun degenerates

Posted on 9/8/25 at 12:56 pm
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
872 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 12:56 pm
Normally, I would be talking massive amounts of shite during this week leading up to the SEC's most underrated rivalry between two schools that have more crossover culture than chromosomes in an Alabama wedding.

But alas the Gators have fallen and I will be more civil in my pregame posts.























































WE STILL OWN THAT arse BAWS










And more importantly, Ashley Schaeffer is coming to Red Stick to watch the Fighting Gators pour a gallon of whoop arse on the University of LSU










But all tomfoolery aside, I am looking forward to tailgating with you all and hope the claims of Death Valley at night really is what it is cracked up to be.

Also, looking to take some boudin and the like back to Florida. Any recommended spots near or east of Baton Rouge?

Much appreciated



Posted by subotic
Member since Dec 2012
2758 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 1:04 pm to
Do you starch your jorts?
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3001 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 1:06 pm to
OP

Posted by RidiculousHype
The Hatch
Member since Sep 2007
10646 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 1:12 pm to


I can't think of a dumber play. Let's ensure that we're going 10 vs. 11 by having an unathletic guy take a snap and pitch it to a guy 3 yards behind him.

Just direct snap it to Guice FFS and split the QB out wide. At least you get 10 vs. 10 and have a chance.
This post was edited on 9/8/25 at 1:13 pm
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
872 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

Do you startch your jorts?


What a dumb question


Of course I do. How the hell else are you supposed to get dudded up?

GTFO with your worthless chime ins
This post was edited on 9/8/25 at 1:18 pm
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
23488 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 1:27 pm to









Posted by Dissident Aggressor
Member since Aug 2011
5287 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 1:28 pm to
hit up rolo’s specialty meats at 3rd and galvez in central city, nola
for some fine boudin and chicken cracklins
if you cant find it, just ask for directions from some of the fine local citizenry
you can thank me later…
This post was edited on 9/8/25 at 1:30 pm
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
872 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

you can thank me later




Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
14190 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 6:34 pm to
Tiger Stadium, where opponent’s coaches go to die!
Posted by theballguy
Bama Park
Member since Oct 2011
27958 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 6:38 pm to
This thread … well … kinda delivers
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
24721 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 6:40 pm to
I dislike coonasses and Cajuns also…but I love corn dogs.
Posted by BigOrangeKen
Union City
Member since Oct 2015
3872 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 6:42 pm to
Watching LSU and Florida argue is about like watching a little girl slap fight lol
Posted by dawgfacedmutt
God's Country
Member since Oct 2024
597 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 6:49 pm to
Looking forward to a medieval bloodbath in this one.

Should be a yearly ritual.



Phuck Phorida.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
39771 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

Watching LSU and Florida argue is about like watching a little girl slap fight lol


More like watching 5 national championships since your team last won one.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64775 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 7:03 pm to





This post was edited on 9/8/25 at 7:06 pm
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49741 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 7:08 pm to
You will be lucky to 10 fans at the game
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
54789 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 7:49 pm to
Florida can't lose.
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
872 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

1BIGTigerFan


Trying to reverse jinx this game tells me all I need to know.

tFear is real.

Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
872 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

BigOrangeKen


Pls come back when Tenner wins a natty this century

Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
9649 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 9:08 pm to


Ashley, wear your Tom Petty shirt again.
This post was edited on 9/8/25 at 9:09 pm
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