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Cliff's Notes for Legend's call into Finebaum

Posted on 9/1/25 at 10:02 pm
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
8871 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 10:02 pm
••• Legend currently is living a football nightmare

••• Deboer has no control of the program.

••• Players sneaking their girlfriends into the team hotel at 2 a.m. and ordering DoorDash and missing the team bus the next morning.

••• Legend apparently still hasn't completely recovered from the Vandy game last year.

••• Legend doesn't like Gus either.

••• Never seen a team softer and more pathetic in all his life.

••• 14 missed tackles.

••• Danny Sheridan tried to tell us that Bama wouldn't be any good

••• No more marriage counseling. Deboer is being divorced.

••• Deboer is an outsider and Legend doesn't like him. Legend thinks that Deboer needs to leave the state and put a Gavin Newsome sign in his front yard.

••• Deboer press conferences are the worst. Something about fricking Daisy Duke.

••• Legend definitely thinks that Deboer is pathetic.

••• The new DC sucks even worse than Pete Golding, which Legend didn't think was humanly possible.

••• Fire the AD also.

••• The AD needs to take the same bus out of town as Deboer.

••• Threatens to rally 10,000 sidewalk alumni and protest in front of the school president's house

••• Football nightmare something something football nightmare
This post was edited on 9/1/25 at 10:06 pm
Posted by Jimmyboy
Member since May 2025
2253 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
5065 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 10:06 pm to
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
16859 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

Fire the AD also


Uhhh.. yea.. send Greg Byrne back our way. We will give him a second term.
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
17904 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 10:11 pm to
Does he have access to bricks?
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
31782 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 10:18 pm to
Is the audio of this available?
Posted by Mr Roboto
Seattle
Member since Jan 2023
7806 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 10:29 pm to
Bama is burning
Posted by Jabontik
Houston
Member since Dec 2016
4332 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 10:30 pm to
quote:


Is the audio of this available?


Legend on Finebaum
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
23275 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 10:32 pm to
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21697 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 10:36 pm to
Legend yelled and spit obscenities for 7-8 mins without coming up for air. He may be retarded……..
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
3817 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

divorced. ••• Deboer is an outsider and Legend doesn't like him. Legend thinks that Deboer needs to leave the state and put a Gavin Newsome sign in his front yard.


I laughed hard at this. Hahahhahahahah.
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
31782 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 11:05 pm to
LMFAO !!!!!!!!
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
31782 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 11:06 pm to
“…chicken on the other side of the road lookin’ like Megan Fox in Daisy Dukes….”


LMAO
Posted by 49erReb
San Diego
Member since Dec 2013
78 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 11:20 pm to
Is this normal behavior for down south? The guy is yelling, spitting and spraying into his phone, at some guy who can't even hear him. Legend must be some kind of simpleton, or this is for all the rassling fans listening to the show.
Posted by J2thaROC
Member since May 2018
14896 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 11:52 pm to
quote:

Is this normal behavior for down south? The guy is yelling, spitting and spraying into his phone, at some guy who can't even hear him. Legend must be some kind of simpleton, or this is for all the rassling fans listening to the show.


Careful. You’re in “boy you got a pretty mouth” country down here. You offend the wrong guy here and you may find yourself waking up hog tied with a tremendously sore anus.
This post was edited on 9/1/25 at 11:53 pm
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
3290 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 5:10 am to
quote:

divorced. ••• Deboer is an outsider and Legend doesn't like him. Legend thinks that Deboer needs to leave the state and put a Gavin Newsome sign in his front yard.



quote:

I laughed hard at this. Hahahhahahahah.


To be honest... it wouldn't bother me a bit if Bama put in a policy that you had to be a Trump supporter to coach or play on their team. Mostly play on the team.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
13666 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 5:29 am to
quote:

Legend yelled and spit obscenities for 7-8 mins without coming up for air. He may be retarded……..


May be? No doubt about his having some serious emotional issues. Poor bastard's entire self-image is tied up in a bunch of early 20 millionaires and college students who barely remember Nick Saban and Alabama's recent success because they are like all college students and the world revolves around them today, not tomorrow and certainly not yesterday. Sad. Dude is also a convicted murderer so he is certainly unhinged.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
13666 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 5:32 am to
quote:

Is this normal behavior for down south? The guy is yelling, spitting and spraying into his phone, at some guy who can't even hear him. Legend must be some kind of simpleton, or this is for all the rassling fans listening to the show.


The entire United States and possibly the rest of the world lives in the world of wrestling with faces and heels and scripted bouts. From college football to national politics if Gordon Solie were alive today he would be busy as hell interviewing and stoking the fires. This is a big reason why live sports are sooooo popular...they too are complete with faces and heels but all too often the script everyone expects gets turned on its ear...
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
13666 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 5:34 am to
quote:

To be honest... it wouldn't bother me a bit if Bama put in a policy that you had to be a Trump supporter to coach or play on their team. Mostly play on the team.


They really should do this immediately. Lead by example.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
3997 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 6:01 am to
Oh, he definitely posts here. Most likely mods the Bama board.
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