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Our best player wears nail polish, our AD bans songs for bad words…
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:17 pm
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:17 pm
We are p*ss**s.
After Bear and Saban, we’ve become a sissy organization.
First, if anyone from Auburn is reading this message board, I want to apologize. You called DeBoer “Husky Harsin” and I probably insulted you. You were 100% correct.
Our AD is a b*tch. He can take his banning of songs for cussing, his modernized script A, his lies about a new basketball arena, his firing of Eli Gold, and his new LED rainbow lights and shove them up his liberal a$$.
DeBoer. Jesus. I wanted Dabo or Lane Kiffin when Saban retired. DeBoer will end up being a hire we’re going to wish we had a mulligan for. He’s a great friend for the players and I’m sure an excellent man. He’s not an SEC caliber coach that will win national championships.
Ty isn’t great. He isn’t as bad as Milroe, but he isn’t much better.
As you guys have stated earlier, we don’t have a burner on the DL and haven’t in 3-4 seasons.
There’s nothing special about Ryan Williams.
After Bear and Saban, we’ve become a sissy organization.
First, if anyone from Auburn is reading this message board, I want to apologize. You called DeBoer “Husky Harsin” and I probably insulted you. You were 100% correct.
Our AD is a b*tch. He can take his banning of songs for cussing, his modernized script A, his lies about a new basketball arena, his firing of Eli Gold, and his new LED rainbow lights and shove them up his liberal a$$.
DeBoer. Jesus. I wanted Dabo or Lane Kiffin when Saban retired. DeBoer will end up being a hire we’re going to wish we had a mulligan for. He’s a great friend for the players and I’m sure an excellent man. He’s not an SEC caliber coach that will win national championships.
Ty isn’t great. He isn’t as bad as Milroe, but he isn’t much better.
As you guys have stated earlier, we don’t have a burner on the DL and haven’t in 3-4 seasons.
There’s nothing special about Ryan Williams.
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Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:21 pm to chefrossi
Greg Byrne has to go. He owns this abortion of a coach we are stuck with. Can’t imagine how much money they are about to lose through donations and merch sales.
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:24 pm to chefrossi
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First, if anyone from Auburn is reading this message board, I want to apologize. You called DeBoer “Husky Harsin” and I probably insulted you. You were 100% correct.
For all his faults DeBoer is far from Harsin.
Harsin simply did not care and I’m glad he’s gone. The recruiting horror stories I’ve heard about how few shits Harsin gave would curdle all the milk on earth.
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:25 pm to chefrossi
Ryan Williams stuffed dinosaur is the coolest.
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:26 pm to chefrossi
Our AD is also going to allow us to get fricked square in the pussy on our three permanent opponents...
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:29 pm to chefrossi
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He can take his banning of songs for cussing, his modernized script A, his lies about a new basketball arena, his firing of Eli Gold, and his new LED rainbow lights
I know it's just a drunken melt but these comments are weird.
Dixieland Delight has been back since 2018. They stopped playing that under Battle.
The LEDs have been there since 2019, so not that new anymore, and basically every team has followed suit.
Gold wasn't fired. They offered him a path to remain but he thought it wasn't good enough, then has been showing his arse ever since with his comments about it. Besides, he has no real connection to the university and had been checked out for years by that point. No one owed him anything and his comments after the fact have proven that it was the right decision.
Basketball arena, sure they need to get that done. But Byrne did hire Oats, who has made the basketball program consistently relevant for the first time ever.
I don't know what the modernized script A refers to. Am I missing something? The version of that logo they used on ESPN today was changed in the early 2000s but has been untouched since.
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:32 pm to chefrossi
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Our best player wears nail polish
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We are p*ss**s.
Weird thing to say about a guy who paints his nails and could also beat the frick out of you with little effort.
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:58 pm to chefrossi
And one last thing…
The players need to shut the hell up talking.
The whole LANK debacle was embarrassing enough coming from a sucky QB.
Then, “ahhh, the disrespect will be addressed.” Shut your stupid asses up. The FSU QB talked, he backed it up, and you fat pieces of crap couldn’t do a thing about it.
The players need to shut the hell up talking.
The whole LANK debacle was embarrassing enough coming from a sucky QB.
Then, “ahhh, the disrespect will be addressed.” Shut your stupid asses up. The FSU QB talked, he backed it up, and you fat pieces of crap couldn’t do a thing about it.
Posted on 8/30/25 at 9:02 pm to chefrossi
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Ty isn’t great. He isn’t as bad as Milroe, but he isn’t much better
I’m not giving up on Ty in his first college game on the road. Don’t get me wrong we suck but you knew he was new. The app and The WR and defense have to step up and help the QB. None of that happened and this was the result. I gave Milroe the benefit of the doubt until it just became obvious he wasn’t good enough to win a NC. I’ll do the same for Ty.
Posted on 8/30/25 at 9:03 pm to chefrossi
Posted on 8/30/25 at 9:06 pm to CrimsonCrusade
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I don't know what the modernized script A refers to. Am I missing something? The version of that logo they used on ESPN today was changed in the early 2000s but has been untouched since.
Byrne made the Script A go woke like Cracker Barrel.
Posted on 8/30/25 at 9:06 pm to chefrossi
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There’s nothing special about Ryan Williams
I don't know about that, but he certainly doesn't look tough enough to play in the slot. He killed us bobbling catches in traffic. He's trying to make SportsCenter Top Ten plays when we just need him to move the chains.
Posted on 8/30/25 at 9:14 pm to Fells
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Weird thing to say about a guy who paints his nails and could also beat the frick out of you with little effort.
Bro is 6' and 179lbs
He's not Brock Lesnar.Posted on 8/30/25 at 9:47 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
He's still an elite D1 athlete that has spent two years in a world class conditioning program. Unless you are trained in some sort of combat at a high level, or also at least a D1 athlete, dude is beating your arse
Posted on 8/30/25 at 9:54 pm to chefrossi
We have a best player?
My wife said Ty Simpson looked like a different person sitting on the sidelines...a grown man...but looked like a scared kid with his helmet on while on the field...not even the same person. You know...she was right. Conspiracy?
My wife said Ty Simpson looked like a different person sitting on the sidelines...a grown man...but looked like a scared kid with his helmet on while on the field...not even the same person. You know...she was right. Conspiracy?
This post was edited on 8/30/25 at 9:55 pm
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