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Bama fans - what are your thoughts on going from Milroe the DILDOE to Simpson the VIBRATOR

Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:26 am
Posted by MSFB2
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2025
124 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:26 am
Based on their established nicknames, it should be more of the same but I see a lot of bama fans excited for the VIBRATOR
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
14713 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:27 am to
Oof
Posted by B_dub
Member since Apr 2022
907 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:32 am to
I'm sure LSU fans are thrilled to get the vibrator after years of getting destroyed by the Dildoe.
This post was edited on 8/3/25 at 9:33 am
Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
21834 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:35 am to
Cringe
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
82715 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:43 am to
One could assume this is Stephen's newest account, but the OP figured out how to select the favorite team icon in the settings menu.

Posted by bamabonners
Alabama
Member since Nov 2015
4720 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:53 am to
quote:

MSFB2


22 posts...
Posted by MSFB2
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2025
124 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:53 am to
I gave ur mom some confusing times last night (4th hole)
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
82715 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:55 am to
quote:

I gave ur mom some confusing times last night (4th hole)


You like fricking women in their 70s?

Posted by MSFB2
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2025
124 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:55 am to
Ya
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
54932 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 10:14 am to
quote:

Simpson the VIBRATOR

Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
62242 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 10:14 am to
I'd say I'm shocked this thread is still up, but it's no more crude than the typical WillieT thread. This is the sort of thing this site apparently wants on the SEC Rant.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21705 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 10:17 am to
Milroe was undefeated against LSU
Posted by MSFB2
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2025
124 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 10:19 am to
You should know by now that the opinion of fat people is widely disregarded
Posted by bamabaseballsec
Member since Dec 2020
3189 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 10:28 am to
Milroe the dildo is at least an approximate rhyme. Simpson the vibrator, that’s more insulting to your parents and the public school system that failed you.
Posted by bamabaseballsec
Member since Dec 2020
3189 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 10:31 am to
You should know by now that the opinion of fat people is widely disregarded

Y’all really do hate the fat…I was watching the bama lsu game this past year, and this fat woman started singing in the third quarter and all the lsu fans just left.
Posted by Decker
Member since Nov 2015
3682 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 10:35 am to
I’m thinking the trolling is somehow gonna be even more cringe
Posted by Bamadog75
Alabama
Member since Mar 2017
1651 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 10:46 am to
If milroe was a dildoe and he destroyed a certain team of purple and gold , what does that make LSU the a$$ or the pu$$y.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18657 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 10:56 am to
I know my plea will fall on deaf ears, but can we stop with the retarded threads?
Posted by JeffLebowski
Member since Feb 2015
2494 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 11:02 am to
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
9545 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 12:09 pm to
Are all LSU fans secret homos obsessed with gay sex?
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