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Pirates pimp out Livvy Dunne

Posted on 1/24/25 at 5:56 pm
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
14313 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 5:56 pm


quote:

The Pirates offer included: - Two Pirates season tickets behind home plate for the next 30 years - Meet & Greet with Paul Skenes - Two Paul Skenes signed jerseys - Pirates game with Livvy Dunne in her suite - Much more


Good for the kid. I cracked up at the Pirates offer, which includes a game with Livvy.
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
2265 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 6:01 pm to
Can some explain what this means to us who don’t follow unpopular sports like baseball or women’s basketball? And also post a pic of Livvy.
Posted by Civildawg
Member since May 2012
9732 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 6:01 pm to
She's the one that offered, not the pirates
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
2688 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 6:11 pm to
Never accept a first offer. The kid and his parents are smart.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30654 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

Livvy


It's the LSU gym girl that had millions of followers.

She's smoking but sitting next to her for 4 hours aint' worth shite. I'd auction that shite off too. Who the frick wants 30 years of tickets instead of money?

This post was edited on 1/24/25 at 6:22 pm
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
14313 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 6:31 pm to
Kid pulled a 1 of 1 Skenes baseball card, and that was the Pirates offer for it. He turned them down and will put it to auction.

I bet it goes for $700k. I wonder if an LSU fan with deep pockets is gonna go after it, or some random Pirates season ticket holder.

Holy crap, behind home plate is cool if that was my city.
This post was edited on 1/24/25 at 6:33 pm
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
12910 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

rates game with Livvy Dunne in her suite


Can I just get a booth without her in it? I don't give a shite about hanging out with her if she ain't sitting in my lap.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
19164 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 6:34 pm to
Counter offer of Livy Dunne in her Birthday Suit?
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30654 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

Holy crap, behind home plate is cool if that was my city.


But you have to live there for 30 years and can't move without giving them up.

Posted by panzer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2006
4257 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 6:41 pm to
sell it and put the money in bitcoin and be a multi millionaire in ten years.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
14313 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 6:42 pm to
You’ll always be on TV for 30 years. If they make the World Series, you can be as famous to the country as what the whistler is to Vandy.
Posted by Aggie in TN
Franklin TN
Member since Jun 2022
2290 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 7:14 pm to
It’s not bad in the summer.

But get out from October to March
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
20279 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

Pirates offer just artificially inflated a baseball card's value by 100+ thousand


Fify
This post was edited on 1/24/25 at 7:31 pm
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
14313 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 7:40 pm to
30 years of posting and cashing out seats behind home plate on Stubhub is too much work.
Posted by Aggie in TN
Franklin TN
Member since Jun 2022
2290 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 7:43 pm to
Here’s my offer,

I get head in the box while watching Skenes pitch and a year supply of bourbon.

Then I let the pirates make a second offer.

Minimum bid 1.3M.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1158 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

us who don’t follow unpopular sports like baseball


Aka the gays…
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
14313 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 8:15 pm to
Some of you are really funny.

“Just give me 2 minutes with Livvy Dunne, Skenes can have the damn card”
Posted by BigSlick
No Idea
Member since Jan 2013
1206 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

Just give me 2 minutes with Livvy Dunne


You only last two minutes?
Posted by Aggie in TN
Franklin TN
Member since Jun 2022
2290 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 8:34 pm to
That is time to unload, recharge, and go again.

And smoke a cigarette.

I got shite to do man.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
14313 posts
Posted on 1/24/25 at 8:54 pm to
No but that was inspired by Missy Elliot
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