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Since we are all Catholics today...I need some supplies

Posted on 1/2/25 at 9:27 am
Posted by Cool McCool
Member since Nov 2024
2652 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 9:27 am
Where can I get one of those plumb bob incense burners like the priest swings around, and I'll need a jug of Holy Water? At least a gallon.

I'm going to bless a few dawgs with the water, and see if they start smoking and screaming when it hits their skin.

Can you swing that incense burner like a war mace?


Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
540 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 9:29 am to
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Can you swing that incense burner like a war mace


Hell yeah, Braveheart style
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
14160 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 9:31 am to
I would guess that you being doused with a harbor freight bucket of holy water would melt your arse.
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
5180 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 9:31 am to
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Since we are all Catholics today...I need some supplies


What you need to do is change your tampon?
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
70696 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 9:33 am to
Dickriding a perennially overrated program who hasn't won a national championship since your own swirling vortex of orange suck is an interesting strategy.
Posted by Cool McCool
Member since Nov 2024
2652 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 9:34 am to
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What you need to do is change your tampon?

You get a double dose of the Holy Water. When I get your mother in that confessional, she is going to have some serious sins to confess.
Posted by Cool McCool
Member since Nov 2024
2652 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 9:35 am to
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Dickriding
I will saddle it up,if it means you finally realize two years is not a dynasty, and your run is over.
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
21354 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 9:42 am to
Downvoted because you are a Tennessee fan.
Posted by Cleary Rebels
Member since Oct 2024
2899 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 9:45 am to
Maybe you can be an alter boy and a few friendly priest are around since you want to role play -
This post was edited on 1/2/25 at 9:52 am
Posted by Lolathon234
Rio
Member since Oct 2022
1351 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 9:46 am to
I’d rather root for Hitler
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
24856 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 9:52 am to
I love that we’ve reduced the Orange Turds to dick riding haters who have no hope of ever beating us themselves
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
5748 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 9:58 am to
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Dickriding a perennially overrated program who hasn't won a national championship since your own swirling vortex of orange suck is an interesting strategy.



I thought it was more clever and had more redeeming qualities than the average trash talk on here.
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
2940 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 10:10 am to
Trying too hard to be witty = really sad fail.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130551 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 10:14 am to
alters are insufferable
Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
7064 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 10:15 am to
Jugadder, you won't do shite, BITCH LOL
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68175 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 10:16 am to
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Since we are all Catholics today..

Not even at gun point
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
2556 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 10:17 am to
Just absolutely pitiful.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79597 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 10:17 am to
quote:

Since we are all Catholics today


Speak for yourself. Geaux Dawgs
Posted by BoulderDawg34
Boulder CO
Member since Sep 2012
363 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 10:41 am to
You gonna rape some kids today to be an authentic Catholic?
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
20950 posts
Posted on 1/2/25 at 10:41 am to
Don't waste your money, the Dawgs got this.
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