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Posted on 10/24/24 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 10/24/24 at 1:57 pm
Me and my Dad are packing up and heading for College Station full of Piss and Vinegar. We start drinking early and we get loud as frick and we stay late. Ready to see how the tailgating seen compares and if the foods good. Fair warning that we will get all up in your tailgate and try some food and try some of your women. We love cruising for puss. I just hope yall can handle a little ribbing and tiger baiting and a foul mouth. Is there an open container law? Will we get in trouble for carrying around our Tito’s bottles??
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Posted on 10/24/24 at 1:58 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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We love cruising for puss
They probably cover their drinks around people that say this.
Posted on 10/24/24 at 1:59 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
This should be framed and hung in the HOF of the SECRant.
Posted on 10/24/24 at 2:01 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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love cruising for puss
Not sure if the odds are good, or if the goods are odd. I expect a report back either way.
Posted on 10/24/24 at 2:02 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
You "cruise for puss" with your Dad? Different
Posted on 10/24/24 at 2:05 pm to ColoradoAg
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You "cruise for puss" with your Dad? Different
Different because y'all cruise for dick?
This post was edited on 10/24/24 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 10/24/24 at 2:06 pm to WTFLSU
Can we stop pretending that "cruising for puss" isn't the cringiest thing we've ever read?
Posted on 10/24/24 at 2:06 pm to WTFLSU
I haven't been single for more than twenty years. However, at that time I sure never brought my Father along
This post was edited on 10/24/24 at 2:07 pm
Posted on 10/24/24 at 2:10 pm to Tactical Syrup
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Can we stop pretending that "cruising for puss" isn't the cringiest thing we've ever read?
Ugh, fine. Admittedly, it's a bit alarming and I suspect father & son would benefit from some therapeutic intervention. Now, back to regular programming:
Posted on 10/24/24 at 2:13 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Damn it, son!
Posted on 10/24/24 at 2:25 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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We love cruising for puss.
Oh my
Posted on 10/24/24 at 2:28 pm to Tactical Syrup
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Can we stop pretending that "cruising for puss" isn't the cringiest thing we've ever read?
Ambling for arse?
Strolling for strange?
Marching for meat-curtains?
Posted on 10/24/24 at 2:33 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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We start drinking early and we get loud as frick
Please be considerate, that's all I ask. It would be nice if you and your dad would keep it down a bit at the game and not drown out the 98,000 or so Aggies and our band.
STAD.
Posted on 10/24/24 at 2:48 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
quote:You might be disappointed, then...
We love cruising for puss
Posted on 10/24/24 at 2:49 pm to Tantal
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Marching for meat-curtains?
Posted on 10/24/24 at 2:52 pm to WTFLSU
Your mother gets a respite from you, your sister a respite from your Dad.
Posted on 10/24/24 at 2:54 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
"We love cruising for puss"
Four legged?
And do you and the old man tag team ?
That's gross.
Four legged?
And do you and the old man tag team ?
That's gross.
Posted on 10/24/24 at 2:57 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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Me and my Dad are packing
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full of Piss and Vinegar
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We start drinking early and we get loud
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we will get all up in your tailgate
This is the most Louisiana post I've seen in a while.
Definitely an alt account.
Posted on 10/24/24 at 3:00 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
What in the inbred cajun trailer park type of thread have I stumbled upon?
OP you'll get well fed and watered at Kyle Field tailgates on Saturday with LSU branded clothes on. Just don't be too much an a-hole or it may backfire on you a bit - but I'll let you worry about that.
OP you'll get well fed and watered at Kyle Field tailgates on Saturday with LSU branded clothes on. Just don't be too much an a-hole or it may backfire on you a bit - but I'll let you worry about that.
Posted on 10/24/24 at 3:07 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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Ready to see how the tailgating seen compares and if the foods good.
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