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Steve Sarkisian...

Posted on 10/9/24 at 8:55 am
Posted by JustinOKC
OKC
Member since Jul 2021
975 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 8:55 am
Orders chicken fingers at a steak house!!

Posted by BigOrangeLoyalist
Warner Robins, GA
Member since Aug 2016
3014 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 8:56 am to
Sarkisian pees sitting down and poops after he showers.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
5989 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 8:56 am to
OK Boomer (get it???)
Posted by JustinOKC
OKC
Member since Jul 2021
975 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 8:56 am to
quote:

Sarkisian pees sitting down and poops after he showers.


*Filthy animal
Posted by gaius julius bevo
Member since Jul 2021
653 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 8:56 am to
probably has more to lose in this RRS than Brent Venables. He is favored to win and has the deeper, healthier roster (other than RB).
Posted by Capn_Bevo
Austin
Member since Jan 2019
916 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 9:17 am to
... isn't a jugalo

Posted by HorninHouston
Member since Sep 2024
1127 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 9:40 am to
quote:

probably has more to lose in this RRS than Brent Venables. He is favored to win and has the deeper, healthier roster (other than RB).


Our RB issues will be what ultimately leads to a loss or two this year. We're going to be in a close game and needing to burn clock on the ground and won't be able to do it unless the OL plays out of their minds.
Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
15112 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 9:42 am to
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poops after he showers.


Few things are worse than shitting through a freshly cleaned a-hole.
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2944 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 9:43 am to
Venables drives 5mph under the speed limit in the center lane.
Posted by gaius julius bevo
Member since Jul 2021
653 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 9:45 am to
quote:

Our RB issues will be what ultimately leads to a loss or two this year. We're going to be in a close game and needing to burn clock on the ground and won't be able to do it unless the OL plays out of their minds.


I keep on looking for Ryan Niblett to contribute more as a runner for some reason. He played QB in high school and was a running one, I believe. Maybe it is just a vain hope. I don't like how Blue, Wisner, and Gibson have all had some injuries this season without even bringing up the guys lost for the season. Even Gardner and the walkon RB from Westlake have shown up on the injury report!
This post was edited on 10/9/24 at 9:47 am
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
5289 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 9:45 am to
Posted by gaius julius bevo
Member since Jul 2021
653 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 9:49 am to
quote:

OU has such a good defense!


OU has depth issues in the secondary. I am sure Sark is gonna look at going after them heavily there. It's already built in with the route layering concepts engrained in the RPO game.
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2944 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 10:09 am to
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gaius julius bevo
HorninHouston
TexasOnTop

I don't think y'all are getting the concept of this thread.
Posted by gaius julius bevo
Member since Jul 2021
653 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 10:11 am to
Sorry. OK, not sorry.
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2944 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 10:17 am to
Venables rides a bicycle and yells at drivers to "share the road!!" while he rolls through a stop sign.
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
2766 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 10:20 am to
Sarkisian has a losing record to Arkansas
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
5247 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 10:20 am to
He also cant handle his booze
Posted by p226
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2016
1557 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 10:31 am to
And he looks just like this guy

Posted by Dr Rosenrosen
Member since May 2006
3727 posts
Posted on 10/9/24 at 10:42 am to
Prefers Ghostbusters II to Ghostbusters
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