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Y'all are aware we kidnap mascots, right?
Posted on 9/10/24 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 9/10/24 at 2:56 pm
Just letting you know what you're getting into.
Aggies and Longhorns are notorious for kidnapping each other's mascots - sometimes it ends well, sometimes not.
I could see us jacking that damn bulldog for starters, but maybe not this year. What else ya got, a gator? a gamecock? I know we'll grab that collie another time or two, so strap in for the fun.
And if you think I'm kidding, do your homework. This is real stuff.
Aggies and Longhorns are notorious for kidnapping each other's mascots - sometimes it ends well, sometimes not.
I could see us jacking that damn bulldog for starters, but maybe not this year. What else ya got, a gator? a gamecock? I know we'll grab that collie another time or two, so strap in for the fun.
And if you think I'm kidding, do your homework. This is real stuff.
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Posted on 9/10/24 at 2:59 pm to MtVernon
Do you have panty raids too?
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:00 pm to MtVernon
HAHA! We beat you to the punch. We abolished all of our mascots.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:01 pm to Clark14
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Do you have panty raids too?
Yes, but unlike the Aggies, they don't get them out of their own drawers.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:02 pm to MtVernon
Wish we had a real tiger.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:03 pm to MtVernon
Oh no.
Are you going to TP the quad too?
Are you going to TP the quad too?
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:03 pm to jamespatterson
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Wish we had a real tiger.
You could go this route.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:03 pm to MtVernon
You understand we shoot idiots that try that shite right?
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:04 pm to Landmass
Was that when Juice was getting ready to become an Auburn tiger a few years back?
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:04 pm to jamespatterson
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:05 pm to MtVernon
Come try to kidnap one of the eagles and catch a few federal charges.
Several years ago some dumbass thought it would be funny to pour a drink on one. He learned with the quickness you don't do that.
Several years ago some dumbass thought it would be funny to pour a drink on one. He learned with the quickness you don't do that.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:06 pm to MtVernon
You arseholes also shoot from towers....
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:06 pm to Smokeyone
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You understand we shoot idiots that try that shite right?
Why of course, danger is part of the rush.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:06 pm to PJinAtl
Federal laws aside, I'm not fricking with an eagle or a gamecock.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:07 pm to MtVernon
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Y'all are aware we kidnap mascots, right?
Do you play kick the can on the way there and go back home and listen to the radio show after dancing the Charleston?
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:08 pm to CleverUserName
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Do you play kick the can on the way there and go back home and listen to the radio show after dancing the Charleston?
You need to speak Texan. Idk what you are even talking about.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:10 pm to MtVernon
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You need to speak Texan. Idk what you are even talking about.
The Austin queer, tranny, manbun Texan or rural real Texan?
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:11 pm to MtVernon
Sounds like something queers do.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:12 pm to lewis and herschel
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You arseholes also shoot from towers...
Rah.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:12 pm to MtVernon
That was in the past, I doubt pansy arse zoomers these days have the cojones for these kinds of shenanigans.
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