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Is Sam Pittman drunk?

Posted on 8/29/24 at 10:28 pm
Posted by Dallaswho
Texas
Member since Dec 2023
3551 posts
Posted on 8/29/24 at 10:28 pm
Dude sounds like Kamala.
“We got some tackles, that was good”
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
66124 posts
Posted on 8/29/24 at 10:29 pm to
Lol you had to punt.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
12475 posts
Posted on 8/29/24 at 10:30 pm to
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Dude sounds like Kamala. “We got some tackles, that was good”


That’s not Kamala. Kamala is:

“Tackles are the essence of time, and we are managing ourselves with great significance and with our message of togetherness and lack of diversion”.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
76858 posts
Posted on 8/29/24 at 10:30 pm to
Probably. It’s not like he’s actually the head coach anymore
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
66124 posts
Posted on 8/29/24 at 10:31 pm to
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It’s not like he’s actually the head coach anymore
SHHHHHH not so loud.

We like to let him think he is.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
27162 posts
Posted on 8/29/24 at 10:36 pm to
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Probably. It’s not like he’s actually the head coach anymore


Sam said that he doesn’t care who gets the credit, he just wants to win. We’ll see.
Posted by Gordy
Fayetteville
Member since Dec 2015
1998 posts
Posted on 8/29/24 at 10:36 pm to
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Kamala
You know you are gonna vote for her/It
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
76858 posts
Posted on 8/29/24 at 10:57 pm to
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Sam said that he doesn’t care who gets the credit, he just wants to win. We’ll see.
Seems like an admission to me
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
35190 posts
Posted on 8/29/24 at 11:02 pm to
Drunk on food. The fat has seeped from his tit-tays into his brain.

Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
2408 posts
Posted on 8/29/24 at 11:23 pm to
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Probably. It’s not like he’s actually the head coach anymore


What a great job. Make that big fat salary and have Bobby P run the team.

Brilliant.
Posted by Hammerbone09
Member since Apr 2024
152 posts
Posted on 8/29/24 at 11:37 pm to
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What a great job. Make that big fat salary and have Bobby P run the team. Brilliant.


Must’ve gone to the Dabo school of coaching this summer
This post was edited on 8/29/24 at 11:39 pm
Posted by Gordy
Fayetteville
Member since Dec 2015
1998 posts
Posted on 8/30/24 at 12:41 am to
Says a poster called cajunbama LMFAO!! Every one knows you are so fat that my 600lb life denied you
Posted by Smokey Okie
Member since Jul 2024
1046 posts
Posted on 8/30/24 at 12:46 am to
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Says a poster called cajunbama LMFAO!! Every one knows you are so fat that my 600lb wife denied you


You've got a 600 pound wife? Pix!
Posted by Miznoz
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Member since Dec 2018
4216 posts
Posted on 8/30/24 at 1:13 am to
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Lol you had to punt.


Your players knew this is the only chance they had to put up any numbers. Gonna be a rough season for ya'll.
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
41534 posts
Posted on 8/30/24 at 1:14 am to
Lol you had to punt.

Against Murray State.
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
13445 posts
Posted on 8/30/24 at 1:37 am to
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“Tackles are the essence of time, and we are managing ourselves with great significance and with our message of togetherness and lack of diversion”.


Since we're going there. "The Immaculate Reception. What an unbelievable reception that was," Trump said during a Saturday rally in Schnecksville, Pennsylvania, in what was his first campaign event in the battleground state. "It was so much, and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways—it represented such a big portion of the success of the NFL. The Immaculate Reception. Wow!!
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22714 posts
Posted on 8/30/24 at 5:09 am to
Did you just fall out of a coconut tree?
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
3900 posts
Posted on 8/30/24 at 5:13 am to
Maybe. He looked like he was having trouble walking.
Posted by DawgsLife
Ellijay, Ga.
Member since Jun 2013
62008 posts
Posted on 8/30/24 at 7:05 am to
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“Tackles are the essence of time, and we are managing ourselves with great significance and with our message of togetherness and lack of diversion”.


"And we are now unburdened with what is, by what was and what is to come, because college football is football, for the colleges, that people can either watch burdened or unburdened by the past."

She's a true rocket scientist.
Posted by DocHogliday
Tombstone, AR
Member since Mar 2023
505 posts
Posted on 8/30/24 at 7:13 am to
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That’s not Kamala. Kamala is: “Tackles are the essence of time, and we are managing ourselves with great significance and with our message of togetherness and lack of diversion”.



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