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How are you passing the time while waiting for opening weekend?
Posted on 8/27/24 at 7:57 am
Posted on 8/27/24 at 7:57 am
I’m trying to bang all the 6s around the trailer park. Usually 4s are my peak but I’m feeling lucky due to football season.
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Posted on 8/27/24 at 7:58 am to Milticket
whole lotta masturbation
Posted on 8/27/24 at 8:01 am to Milticket
Working
Posted on 8/27/24 at 8:05 am to Milticket
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I’m trying to bang all the 6s around the trailer park.
You are going to want to step up your social media game, and the trailer park 6s will flock to you like crazy. First off, you want to look classy. Get some new white jeans and wear a white Texas Vince Young jersey. Then, go to the casino parking garage and get someone to take pictures of you leaning up against a Corvette. Post pics on Facebook of you by the car with captions like, "Blessed" and "God is Good." It will be a tsunami of skanks.
Posted on 8/27/24 at 8:08 am to SneezyBeltranIsHere
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You are going to want to step up your social media game, and the trailer park 6s will flock to you like crazy. First off, you want to look classy. Get some new white jeans and wear a white Texas Vince Young jersey. Then, go to the casino parking garage and get someone to take pictures of you leaning up against a Corvette. Post pics on Facebook of you by the car with captions like, "Blessed" and "God is Good." It will be a tsunami of skanks.
You seem to speak in precise detail, like you speak from experience.
Posted on 8/27/24 at 8:10 am to Milticket
Posted on 8/27/24 at 8:13 am to Milticket
Posted on 8/27/24 at 8:17 am to Milticket
I'm watching Aaron Judge go all historic on the MLB. I'm getting ready for the NFL and making sure I have all my sports channels lined up to see it all. It is that time of the year. It's the 53-man cut day, by the way.
My college TV schedule is now available and positioned at my fingertips. My remote has new batteries and I'm seriously thinking about putting Crimson and white pinstripes on my new 4K TV. But that may be for another off-season.
My college TV schedule is now available and positioned at my fingertips. My remote has new batteries and I'm seriously thinking about putting Crimson and white pinstripes on my new 4K TV. But that may be for another off-season.
Posted on 8/27/24 at 8:22 am to Milticket
Tigerdroppings
Posted on 8/27/24 at 8:25 am to bamameister
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I'm watching Aaron Judge go all historic on the MLB.
I hope they don't cut into a college football game I care about like they did a couple years ago.
Posted on 8/27/24 at 8:26 am to SneezyBeltranIsHere
Live, Love, Laugh
Posted on 8/27/24 at 8:31 am to Realistic Ag
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I hope they don't cut into a college football game I care about like they did a couple years ago.
Judge is on pace to break his 63 HR record. Stay tuned.
Posted on 8/27/24 at 8:49 am to Milticket
Reading the posts on Rant.
Posted on 8/27/24 at 8:54 am to Milticket
You got 4s and 6s in your trailer park!
Tell me you've got money without telling me you've got money
Tell me you've got money without telling me you've got money
This post was edited on 8/27/24 at 9:53 am
Posted on 8/27/24 at 9:16 am to Milticket
Cocaine and hookers
Posted on 8/27/24 at 9:42 am to Milticket
Best to hang around awhile before knowing how to digest these type posts.
Posted on 8/27/24 at 10:08 am to Milticket
Cleaning my guns. Dove season starts Sunday in Texas and deer season will be here before you know it.
Posted on 8/27/24 at 10:21 am to LRB1967
Same
Posted on 8/27/24 at 10:55 am to MtVernon
You’ll fit in soon. All it will take is a few upset losses and a few blowout wins and you’ll be one of us.
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