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What’s Jimbo Fisher Up to These Days?

Posted on 7/31/24 at 10:58 am
Posted by Tarpon08
Cut Off, LA
Member since Dec 2014
8599 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 10:58 am
We know Coach O went down to Destin to bang big tittied blondes post firing. Honestly can’t see that out of Jimbo. Did he get hired by a network? Enjoying his buyout and NGAF?
Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3928 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 10:59 am to
Motivational speaking.
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5697 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 11:06 am to
Not sure what all he has been up to but I know he went hunting in Africa

Jimbo African Safari
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11035 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 11:08 am to
I heard that he applied to be the used car salesman at Nick's dealership.
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
70806 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 11:08 am to
No need to do any work when Texas A&M is essentially paying the next three generations of your family with that massive buyout money.
Posted by HYDRebs
Houston
Member since Sep 2014
1582 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 11:11 am to
He has a massive 1000+ plus acre ranch in Texas I believe
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
9299 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 11:15 am to
Who cares?

It's worth noting that an LSU fan started a thread where he wonders what an ex-Aggie coach is doing.
This post was edited on 7/31/24 at 11:17 am
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
21421 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 11:15 am to
He’s living the absolute life, paid for fully by Aggot
Posted by n64ra
Member since Jul 2024
2265 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 11:16 am to
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No need to do any work when Texas A&M is essentially paying the next three generations of your family with that massive buyout money.



Of course, but seems like many coaches find it hard to not work. Saban has enough cash to retire, but he's working as an ESPN analyst.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
33963 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 11:27 am to
You’d never heard from me again if you gave me 77m to leave my job(on top of the 60m you’ve already paid me).
This post was edited on 7/31/24 at 11:28 am
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
4989 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 11:39 am to
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Of course, but seems like many coaches find it hard to not work. Saban has enough cash to retire, but he's working as an ESPN analyst.


Nobody is going to hire Bilbo Boomhauer as an analyst for shite. The only thing he could do that involves speaking publicly is as an auctioneer.
Posted by MAROON
Houston
Member since Jul 2012
2436 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 11:44 am to
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massive 1000+ plus acre ranch in Texas


that would be a nice ranch but not considered overly large in Texas.

Last I saw he was working out at Planet Fitness when not in Africa on Safari. He's a HUGE hunter, so it wouldn't surprise me if he's still over there or somewhere else hunting.

Posted by 49 to nada
In aggy and gooner heads, rent free
Member since Sep 2023
5452 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 12:02 pm to
When he isn't in Africa hunting exotics, (did nobody tell him you can do most of that in Texas and avoid massive jetlag?) I'm sure he has his personal assistant busy shredding $100 bills. Some to stuff his mattresses and pillows, others to grind into a fine powder, add to water for bathing purposes.
Posted by N0T SURE
Member since Dec 2023
2049 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 12:02 pm to
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Motivational speaking.


I'd like to think it's more like how to take money from idiots type of seminars.
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
18465 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 12:29 pm to
Still crying about being fired.

Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3928 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 12:31 pm to
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I'd like to think it's more like how to take money from idiots type of seminars


They say there’s one born everyday.
Posted by Defiler
Member since Jul 2024
422 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 1:51 pm to
He'd make a heck of an auctioneer with how fast he talks
Posted by Born2rock
Member since Oct 2022
1145 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Nobody is going to hire Bilbo Boomhauer as an analyst for shite. The only thing he could do that involves speaking publicly is as an auctioneer.

SOLD!
Posted by ClaimToFame
Member since Nov 2017
1769 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 2:23 pm to
He's currently writing a memoir discussing where the bodies are buried.
Posted by Endorphins
Member since Jun 2022
1594 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

what an ex-Aggie coach is doing.
He was LSU OC first, jackass.
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