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Who do we pity more. Ole Miss, Tennessee, or A&M?
Posted on 7/10/24 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 7/10/24 at 1:50 pm
Gentlemen, this has been weighing on my mind and I’d like to get this off my chest. These are the 3 teams I’ve been thinking of, and this comes from a place of love. No trolling, please.
Ole Miss - The SEC's recent restructuring eliminates any future cherished Western Division Championship banner. More poignantly, does this diminish the weight of that sweet, sweet, solitary banner? And does anyone stop to think that Lane Kiffin, the most overrated coach in the SEC, may not be the right guy to bring back the glory days that never truly existed? Their plight evokes a genuine sense of empathy.
Tennessee – Before the natty in baseball, we all heard echoes of a near-auction of their trophy case — you see, there were complaints from the students that it was so empty for so long that it started reeking like a gaping 90 year old vagina. While their baseball resurgence was welcome, a lingering cynicism persists. Can they truly break free from the "loser" label that has unfortunately become synonymous with their program?
Texas A&M — The sting of losing their baseball coach to Texas must be profound. But their primary focus should be earning back the moniker "Texas 8&4" (a symbol of their dominance), which they have repeatedly failed to do, despite boasting top recruiting classes and lots of money. Their new football HC, yet another 7-5 coach to add to the payroll, raises questions. Perhaps a better use of their substantial (but mismanaged) funds that they brag about, would be sending their $100 bills over to Johnny Football, so he can snort his coke out of a hooker’s a-hole in style. Love you guys.
Discuss.
Ole Miss - The SEC's recent restructuring eliminates any future cherished Western Division Championship banner. More poignantly, does this diminish the weight of that sweet, sweet, solitary banner? And does anyone stop to think that Lane Kiffin, the most overrated coach in the SEC, may not be the right guy to bring back the glory days that never truly existed? Their plight evokes a genuine sense of empathy.
Tennessee – Before the natty in baseball, we all heard echoes of a near-auction of their trophy case — you see, there were complaints from the students that it was so empty for so long that it started reeking like a gaping 90 year old vagina. While their baseball resurgence was welcome, a lingering cynicism persists. Can they truly break free from the "loser" label that has unfortunately become synonymous with their program?
Texas A&M — The sting of losing their baseball coach to Texas must be profound. But their primary focus should be earning back the moniker "Texas 8&4" (a symbol of their dominance), which they have repeatedly failed to do, despite boasting top recruiting classes and lots of money. Their new football HC, yet another 7-5 coach to add to the payroll, raises questions. Perhaps a better use of their substantial (but mismanaged) funds that they brag about, would be sending their $100 bills over to Johnny Football, so he can snort his coke out of a hooker’s a-hole in style. Love you guys.
Discuss.
This post was edited on 7/10/24 at 1:53 pm
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Posted on 7/10/24 at 1:52 pm to TN Tygah
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sending their $100 bills over to Johnny Football, so he can snort his coke out of a hooker’s a-hole in style.
Epic
Posted on 7/10/24 at 1:54 pm to TN Tygah
frick all 3 of them. The weird overtly cultish and gayness of A&M, Ole Pisses fans are the douchiest in the world, and frick Tennessee just because.
Posted on 7/10/24 at 1:54 pm to TN Tygah
That’s a lot of effort
But you might’ve put a little more refinement in it before making it public
But you might’ve put a little more refinement in it before making it public
Posted on 7/10/24 at 1:56 pm to TN Tygah
We are going to beat you stupid assholes again because you don’t have JD to save you this time
Posted on 7/10/24 at 2:02 pm to DMagic
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We are going to beat you stupid assholes again because you don’t have JD to save you this time
He wasn’t able to save them last year
Posted on 7/10/24 at 2:04 pm to MadisonReb10
He is the only reason it was even close
Posted on 7/10/24 at 2:08 pm to TN Tygah
Posted on 7/10/24 at 2:10 pm to TN Tygah
Arkansas has joined the chat.
Posted on 7/10/24 at 2:12 pm to TN Tygah
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And does anyone stop to think that Lane Kiffin, the most overrated coach in the SEC
While this may be somewhat true, Kiffin is a fantastic troll on social media.
His players must love it.
Posted on 7/10/24 at 2:13 pm to TN Tygah
Your mom for birthing you.
Posted on 7/10/24 at 2:14 pm to TN Tygah
quote:I know this is a troll post but there are plenty of people who actually think this. And I have absolutely no reason why
And does anyone stop to think that Lane Kiffin, the most overrated coach in the SEC
First of all, what is he rated that makes you say that?
Second, he led Ole Miss to 2 10 win regular seasons for the first time in school history, 2 NY6 bowl appearances (with 1 win) and an 11 win season.
How is he overrated?
Posted on 7/10/24 at 2:40 pm to TN Tygah
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And does anyone stop to think that Lane Kiffin, the most overrated coach in the SEC
I mean just because he hasn't killed a kid doesn't mean he is overrated.
He's done well at Ole Miss.
I am sure most LSU fans wish he was somewhere other than Ole Miss.
Posted on 7/10/24 at 2:47 pm to TN Tygah
Tennessee is the best overall big 3 men's sport program in the nation right now and it's not even debatable.
Meanwhile what is LSU currently doing in anything? A whole lof nothing. You are about to crash and burn with BK in football, no more Paul Skenes walking through the door in baseball and basketball??? Lmfao.
You are by far the most insecure whiniest fanbase in this conference and the Vols own your asses in recent head to heads in every sport so go back and watch tick tock of BK grinding on recruits praying for him to actually field something resembling a defense you salty little losers.
Meanwhile what is LSU currently doing in anything? A whole lof nothing. You are about to crash and burn with BK in football, no more Paul Skenes walking through the door in baseball and basketball??? Lmfao.
You are by far the most insecure whiniest fanbase in this conference and the Vols own your asses in recent head to heads in every sport so go back and watch tick tock of BK grinding on recruits praying for him to actually field something resembling a defense you salty little losers.
This post was edited on 7/10/24 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 7/10/24 at 2:50 pm to rtr23242526
None really..those 3 have a nice niche
..all with a reasonable hope
..all with a reasonable hope
This post was edited on 7/10/24 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 7/10/24 at 2:53 pm to GiveHimSix
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Tennessee is the best overall big 3 men's sport program in the nation right now and it's not even debatable.
Baseball is currently less popular than women's basketball. Attendance numbers are clear.
Baseball is no longer top 3.
Tenn women didn't finish top 25.
Sorry orange blood, you failed.
Posted on 7/10/24 at 2:54 pm to DMagic
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We are going to beat you stupid assholes again because you don’t have JD to save you this time
Last year was your best team of all time and still couldn’t even win the division. Save it dork
Posted on 7/10/24 at 2:54 pm to TN Tygah
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Discuss.
Not much left to discuss.
Posted on 7/10/24 at 2:54 pm to TN Tygah
We luvvvvvvvvvvzzz you, too!
Of the three, the program I'd like to see return to prominence is Ole Miss. They were a superpower back in the 1950s and early 60s....3 national titles during that era. You young people have no sense of history and don't understand how dominant the Rebs were back in those days.
Just imagine their record had they sustained that success into the 1970s and beyond. Wow.
Of the three, the program I'd like to see return to prominence is Ole Miss. They were a superpower back in the 1950s and early 60s....3 national titles during that era. You young people have no sense of history and don't understand how dominant the Rebs were back in those days.
Just imagine their record had they sustained that success into the 1970s and beyond. Wow.
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