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Posted by Yukons Worst
Member since Jun 2022
269 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 3:28 pm to
The Meth Cave people speak.
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9513 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

The Meth Cave people speak.


Y'all know meth usage rates are way higher in Oklahoma than they are in Missouri?

Posted by MizzouAntler
Member since Sep 2012
850 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

You losers spent a year tampering with him while he was actively playing for Oklahoma by manipulating his shitass father with cash behind the scenes. And then his father told him to sneak out of Norman without telling anybody and he got caught loading his car with his belongings by an equipment coach.


Even if your deluded, hyperbolic theory were even close to true (it's not), an OU fan crying about another school breaking recruiting rules is fricking hysterical.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65357 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:07 pm to
threads that turn into a mini big 8 board are my favorite
Posted by Lord of the Hogs
Member since Sep 2023
1628 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:08 pm to
Arkansas and Mizzou share nothing in common but a border. It would’ve already been a rivalry decades ago if it was going to be one. There’s no interest on our side in this.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65357 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:13 pm to
As hard as porker face tries, it won’t be one outside of this web forum
Posted by Dallaswho
Texas
Member since Dec 2023
966 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:41 pm to
Makes sense. Also the border has no people and the few that are there likely claim the region more than the state. It would be like Kentucky and West Virginia being rivals because there are a bunch of hillbillies separating them. We did take 1700 square miles of your best farmland and beat up on the thieving Mormons to the point where Brigham Young took vengeance by slaughtering dozens of your families. I guess we sent Sam Walton your way, so we’re all even.
Posted by Yukons Worst
Member since Jun 2022
269 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:59 pm to
Sorry Fentanyl Cave people.

Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15535 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:28 pm to
Honestly, OU probably has the worst collection of posters on this website. Not sure I'd be casting stones.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65357 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:31 pm to
Texas is worse

At least OU has roughneck, Charlotte is generally ok. OU Guy is a ladypart with an STD

Texas best is BigBro, which is not good
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2395 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

Charlotte is generally ok.



I knew it. You two are dating. Congratulations are in order, I guess.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65357 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:13 pm to
Tens of millions of people think the same about missouri fans as he does. It doesn’t mean I’m dating all of them.

Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9513 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

Arkansas and Mizzou share nothing in common but a border. It would’ve already been a rivalry decades ago if it was going to be one. There’s no interest on our side in this.

Responses like this are exactly why I see a rivalry budding. If Arkansas fans really didn’t care, they wouldn’t feel the need to scream about how irrelevant we are to them every time this comes up. Just embrace it, Piggies.
Posted by Sarcastro
Member since May 2012
1382 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

No....no-no-no......that's not what happened.

You losers spent a year tampering with him while he was actively playing for Oklahoma by manipulating his shitass father with cash behind the scenes. And then his father told him to sneak out of Norman without telling anybody and he got caught loading his car with his belongings by an equipment coach.

That's what happened.


you forgot the part about his mom making him go to mizzou despite his heart being all oklahoma. it is truly a sad tale of parental malfeasance. we are so luckily ou fans were here to seek recompense against his dad's business
Posted by Lord of the Hogs
Member since Sep 2023
1628 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:58 pm to
Or, it just means we’re explaining the many reasons it’s not a rivalry and won’t ever be.

Ask any Arkansas fan here and they’ll list several teams we hate as rivals and Mizzou isn’t mentioned at all.
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19746 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

beat up on the thieving Mormons to the point where Brigham Young took vengeance by slaughtering dozens of your families.


I did some reading on Joseph Smith and had no idea what a piece of crap that dude was. Just goes to show that in religion and such any maniac can draw a cult around him and blindly follow what he says. He should have been hanged instead of tarred and feathered.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
6903 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

Tens of millions of people think the same about missouri fans as he does.



See, see.... I keep supporting your application to post on the Mizzou Sports Board, but flippant remarks often come back to haunt one.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65357 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:36 pm to
It keeps failing by one vote, right
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
1484 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

Not trolling, OU is irrelevant. Obviously they've had more historic success than Mizzou but they are not set up to succeed going forward. Measly NIL $, weak in-state HS talent, boring brand and location, and no longer in a weak conference where they can sneak into the playoffs to be blown out every season.

Mizzou has surpassed OU


Chickens haven't hatched yet.

And OU has brought in three straight top ten recruiting classes under the current coaching staff and is well on their way to a fourth.

Mizzou? Not so much.
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27433 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:41 pm to
Checked out your post history.

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