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Seeing a lot of Texas A&M baseball posters
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:00 am
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:00 am
Dickriding some shitty directional school who beat texas. Last night they were also dickriding Texas Tech. How did their game end up?
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Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:04 am to Porker Face
You sure have a lot of dicks on your mind this morning
Are you from Austin?
Are you from Austin?
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:05 am to Porker Face
Speaking of dicks…
Quit sucking cow dick, pig.
Quit sucking cow dick, pig.
This post was edited on 4/17/24 at 7:06 am
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:05 am to Porker Face
I was pretty happy you beat Tortilla Tech. - screw those guys.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:07 am to Pvt Hudson
Same. I was rooting for Ark. I want a 1/2 matchup in May.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:09 am to Porker Face
We won and are the #1 team in the country. What?
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:16 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
We all know you'd rather see texas lose than ATM win
I just didn't know the same penis envy had been extended to Arkansas
I just didn't know the same penis envy had been extended to Arkansas
This post was edited on 4/17/24 at 7:20 am
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:18 am to Porker Face
quote:It’s literally their World Series watching Texas lose. They know they will live and die without ever seeing a&m win a national championship in football, basketball or baseball, so living vicariously through other schools that beat those with championships is the best they’ve got
Dickriding some shitty directional school who beat texas. Last night they were also dickriding Texas Tech
I would say it’s sad and pathetic, but this is the school that worships a dog and male cheerleaders and hosts Friday night pep rallies like they’re still in high school. So… can’t really be too surprised
ETA: and in the least surprising turn of events, the first response to your OP was an aggie focusing solely on the phallic-related part of your post
This post was edited on 4/17/24 at 7:19 am
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:20 am to Porker Face
Fans of schools on the rant think it’s funny when a different SEC team loses to a small program.
News at 11:00.
News at 11:00.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:21 am to Shea Vinnerbush
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It’s literally their World Series watching Texas lose.
No, it’s literally not.
What’s pathetic is that you crawl out of your hole anytime A&M is mentioned and repeat the same old shite. You’re a bitter internet message board crybaby.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:26 am to Shea Vinnerbush
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It’s literally their World Series watching Texas lose
This is true… that one time we played in the World Series and sent your arse home.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:31 am to Farmer1906
Is this the part where you remind all of us that the greatest achievement in aggie men’s sports over the last 80 years was the single-best aggie men’s sports team ever beating the 36th-best Texas baseball team ever?
Surely yall won that World Series and have a title to back it up, no? Or… are you proving me exactly right by saying that beating Texas is your World Series?
It’s like you rejects are trying to write the jokes for us
Surely yall won that World Series and have a title to back it up, no? Or… are you proving me exactly right by saying that beating Texas is your World Series?
It’s like you rejects are trying to write the jokes for us
This post was edited on 4/17/24 at 7:32 am
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:33 am to Shea Vinnerbush
You enjoy your history. I’ll enjoy the present.
#1 vs a bunch of embarrassing losses.
#1 vs a bunch of embarrassing losses.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:39 am to Farmer1906
quote:Did you not literally just bring up a result from 2 or 3 college World Series ago? What a hilarious yet predictable aggie self-own
You enjoy your history. I’ll enjoy the present.
You have no history, and your present is setting up to be another hilarious aggie punchline that you’ve endured your entire life
Also, you have posters in this thread talking about Texas losing to Kansas in football when a.) your own reject school paid $30 million for a recruiting class and $1.5 million directly to app state only to watch them kick your arse in DKR East on national television, and b.) just watched Texas football (in the most recent season, so presently) achieve a result that you will live and die without ever seeing the aggies achieve the same
It’s like you rejects are trying to write the jokes for us
This post was edited on 4/17/24 at 7:41 am
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:40 am to Shea Vinnerbush
Keep writing paragraphs about you not caring. I’m not reading them. I’m too busy making plans in June. I bet you’ll be free tho.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:43 am to Farmer1906
if you don’t like me making fun of y’all, stop starting endless threads about the school that rejected you 
It’s like you rejects are trying to write the jokes for us
quote:You say that like I haven’t spent literally half of the summers in my entire life planning for the thing that you’re treating as the single biggest achievement in aggie men’s sports
I’m too busy making plans in June. I bet you’ll be free tho.
It’s like you rejects are trying to write the jokes for us
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:43 am to Porker Face
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How did their game end up?
We run ruled a team for the second time in less than a week
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:44 am to Porker Face
A&M won, and run-ruled Air Force. Conflicting night for me ... and most A&M fans are getting a kick out of the directional schools in Texas beating the crap out of the arrogant whorns.
I wouldn't call it "dickriding". I'd call it laughing at a rival's terrible play.
I wouldn't call it "dickriding". I'd call it laughing at a rival's terrible play.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:45 am to Porker Face
Dude, this is weak sauce. Get real man.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 7:46 am to Shea Vinnerbush
You literally hop on every A&M thread and copy and paste the same talking points every day. Even your own fan base on this board has said you’re the worst poster on this site. Maybe you should take a hint pal that everyone here thinks you’re a loser.
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