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re: Interesting rumor I just heard about Kalen Deboer

Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:21 pm to
Posted by RickyLeFleur
Member since Jan 2024
139 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:21 pm to
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deathvalleyfreak43


quote:

lsurulz1515


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Fanatic4U


Sick fricking pedos.

This goes beyond smack talk on a board.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53977 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:22 pm to
It’s well known, and not a rumor, that Brian Kelly was a fluffer in the porn industry before he went into coaching. That’s why the priests at Notre Dame wanted to coach there.
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
20311 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:22 pm to
With cell phone cameras nowadays does he want to get filmed taking a piss? The kid was probably mad he didn’t get to see how many times he shook it after pissing.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30335 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:22 pm to
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Take it for what it’s worth but apparently Kalen was out recruiting today in the Montgomery area and my Nephew was able to meet him. He said he was pretty normal but the big rumor around the School is that he was sitting down to urinate.. I know it’s juvenile but apparently one of the kids walked into the bathroom at the same time as him and DeBoer proceeded to go into the stall and pee. Take it for what it’s work because the source is HS kids but I just thought it was funny that was the big talk around the school.

Schools were closed today in Montgomery for MLK Day.
Posted by RickyLeFleur
Member since Jan 2024
139 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:22 pm to
I can't make jokes about that.

Only you know what's in your heart bro.
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
7856 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:23 pm to
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DeBoer will be the laughing stock of the SEC in 3 years



NostradumbassStephenIQ17
Posted by Shingo
Louisiana, USA
Member since Sep 2010
3899 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:24 pm to
Interesting take pthupid pthephen as you’ve been a laughingstock here for 3 years at least
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
5254 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:24 pm to
Jesus help us
Posted by UltimaParadox
Huntsville
Member since Nov 2008
40936 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:26 pm to
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deathvalleyfreak43


Never change LSU fans
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
3219 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:27 pm to
It sounded so good in his head. He should have left it there instead of letting it roll out.
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
449 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:27 pm to
What in the actual frick goes through the pea brain's of these corndogs?
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
2574 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:27 pm to
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apparently one of the kids walked into the bathroom at the same time as him and DeBoer proceeded to go into the stall and pee.


Well, it finally happened. We've hit rock bottom.
This post was edited on 1/15/24 at 7:28 pm
Posted by GetPiggywithIt
Ouachita Mountains of Arkansas
Member since Dec 2022
2863 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:29 pm to
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Well, it finally happened. We've hit rock bottom.
more like the earth's core
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

deathvalleyfreak43
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
19830 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:31 pm to
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LSU fans melt….


Lighten up Karen, it’s a bad joke
Posted by GetPiggywithIt
Ouachita Mountains of Arkansas
Member since Dec 2022
2863 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:32 pm to
there are 17 upvotes?
probably pervs who watch their daughters shower
that's enough internet , forever!!
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:33 pm to
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Well, it finally happened. We've hit rock bottom.

tSECRant responds...

Posted by LouisianimaI
Member since Dec 2023
576 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:35 pm to
What if he had to shite and it didn’t take long? Probably ate some southern cuisine. Probably never touched the sides for a guy not use to the grease.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
2846 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:36 pm to
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Decent post but you’ve gotta iron out the details if you’re gonna have an effective shitpost. Nobody was in school today.



The structure and the tone of the post was solid. Just shitty timing.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27616 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:40 pm to
Bookmarked for worst off-season post of 2024.
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