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The romantic proxy war flirting between Texas & LSU is sickening.
Posted on 1/8/24 at 9:25 am
Posted on 1/8/24 at 9:25 am
Deny it all you want tu and LSU, everyone is grossed out by your constant public displays of affection. Debauchery!
Enemy of my enemy is my friend - Yes, we know! We get it. That does not give you two the opening to basically have public sex on the sidewalk.
*Team America puke gif*
Anyway, here are the new proxy war updates:
Arkansas & Georgia & Miss State & we don't mind taking on Oklahoma, & we will take our old friend South Carolina
tu and LSU
Alabama and their transwoman partner Texas A&M, transmitting sexual diseases
Auburn & Florida & Vandy (why not) & Kentucky I guess.
Mizzou does not have a proxy war partner. Mizzou is Poland.
Ole Miss. Another stand alone, even though Mizzou wants to be their partner.
And...Tennessee. No takers.
Enemy of my enemy is my friend - Yes, we know! We get it. That does not give you two the opening to basically have public sex on the sidewalk.
*Team America puke gif*
Anyway, here are the new proxy war updates:
Arkansas & Georgia & Miss State & we don't mind taking on Oklahoma, & we will take our old friend South Carolina
tu and LSU
Alabama and their transwoman partner Texas A&M, transmitting sexual diseases
Auburn & Florida & Vandy (why not) & Kentucky I guess.
Mizzou does not have a proxy war partner. Mizzou is Poland.
Ole Miss. Another stand alone, even though Mizzou wants to be their partner.
And...Tennessee. No takers.
This post was edited on 1/8/24 at 9:27 am
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Posted on 1/8/24 at 9:26 am to Harry Rex Vonner
TU has had more success in the SEC than Arkansas and they haven’t even gotten here yet
Posted on 1/8/24 at 9:28 am to geauxnavybeatbama
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geauxnavybeatbama
Case in point ladies and gentlemen!
Posted on 1/8/24 at 9:29 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 1/8/24 at 9:31 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 1/8/24 at 9:32 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Well, they are better than the Aggies
Posted on 1/8/24 at 9:33 am to Cadello
The aggies are better than UT at meat judging!
Posted on 1/8/24 at 9:36 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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The romantic proxy war flirting between Texas & LSU
I wanted to hate them, I really did. We'd been warned by all the old big12 and big8 schools, so I was ready to pile on. But their posters, for the most part, seem to internet well and their constant belittling of A&M is funny. Count me in.
Posted on 1/8/24 at 9:37 am to 1BIGTigerFan
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1BIGTigerFan
Posted on 1/8/24 at 9:37 am to geauxnavybeatbama
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TU has had more success in the SEC than Arkansas and they haven’t even gotten here yet
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Posted on 1/8/24 at 9:45 am to 1BIGTigerFan
How many Aggies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three.
1 to change the lightbulb
1 to call it a tradition
1 to lead the "Screw the hell out of the lightbulb" yell
Three.
1 to change the lightbulb
1 to call it a tradition
1 to lead the "Screw the hell out of the lightbulb" yell
Posted on 1/8/24 at 9:52 am to BigBro
Don't ruin it.
Posted on 1/8/24 at 9:52 am to Harry Rex Vonner
It's weird. 2 tops fighting over who can be a bottom. 
Posted on 1/8/24 at 10:03 am to Tridentds
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Tridentds
Posted on 1/8/24 at 10:12 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Matthew McConaughey as “minister of culture” is as cringeworthy as the first time you heard of Aggie yell practice.
He’s good for making me want to crawl out of my own skin & into a hole due to feelings of vicarious embarrassment about 3x/year and getting worse. He sometimes writes letters to position groups & tweets advice publicly, which has only highlighted his lack of football knowledge.
Ari Wasserman of the Athletic:
“It's never not shocking watching Matthew McConaughey dressed up like he's on the set of Yellowstone just show up on the Texas sideline and pat shoulder pads like he's an offensive analyst.”
Horns need to kill that Mickey Mouse shite & replace him with somebody who maybe was an actual Texas athlete… if they’re going to do it at all.
They’re gonna get ripped to shreds on this when things actually start to get heated in conference play — especially if Texas doesn’t fare well.
He’s good for making me want to crawl out of my own skin & into a hole due to feelings of vicarious embarrassment about 3x/year and getting worse. He sometimes writes letters to position groups & tweets advice publicly, which has only highlighted his lack of football knowledge.
Ari Wasserman of the Athletic:
“It's never not shocking watching Matthew McConaughey dressed up like he's on the set of Yellowstone just show up on the Texas sideline and pat shoulder pads like he's an offensive analyst.”
Horns need to kill that Mickey Mouse shite & replace him with somebody who maybe was an actual Texas athlete… if they’re going to do it at all.
They’re gonna get ripped to shreds on this when things actually start to get heated in conference play
— especially if Texas doesn’t fare well.This post was edited on 1/8/24 at 10:32 am
Posted on 1/8/24 at 10:22 am to 1BIGTigerFan
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But their posters, for the most part, seem to internet well and their constant belittling of A&M is funny. Count me in.
Don’t get too comfortable. This is precisely why Texas fans are dangerous. Like A&M, they are typically educated, intelligent, and net contributors to society. But A&M will never win anything, so people mostly ignore them. Bama wins (well, not anymore) but are generally net-takers in the country and because of the rare genetic deformity they recently found in 76% of Alabama residents (a massively lacking 14 pairs of chromosomes instead of the normal 23 pairs) it is hard to take them seriously, so it doesn’t bum us out too bad when they, say, back into the playoffs. Texas may well be a deadly combination of Bama and A&M.
Posted on 1/8/24 at 10:27 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Pretty funny when you consider Texas’ entry into the SEC will relegate LSU to the bottom tiers of everything.
Posted on 1/8/24 at 10:30 am to Jster15
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Pretty funny when you consider Texas’ entry into the SEC will relegate LSU to the bottom tiers of everything.
How so?
Posted on 1/8/24 at 10:31 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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The romantic proxy war flirting between Texas & LSU is sickening.
Nothing romantic about it - just the Dad & Step-dad making sure we take care of junior.
Posted on 1/8/24 at 10:33 am to geauxnavybeatbama
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TU has had more success in the SEC than Arkansas and they haven’t even gotten here yet
Arkansas embarrassed Texas in 14 and 21.
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