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Alabama is the worst Southern state
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:00 pm
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:00 pm
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First of all, Alabama has no unique culture. Anything Alabama claims as their own is stolen from another Southern state. Their attempt at Mardi Gras is pathetic and everyone knows that Mardi Gras should only be celebrated in Louisiana.
Alabama ranks low, if not last, in every single metric regarding health, poverty, education, income, and quality of life. While other Southern states have become economic powerhouses, Alabama has been hard at work leeching off the federal government.
The only parts of Alabama that don't look like Haiti are a stone's throw from another state. The land north of the Tennessee River is developed because it's basically Tennessee, and some of the beaches are nice because it's close enough to Florida. People from Auburn would prefer to be a part of Georgia.
The Southern econonic boom has left Alabama in the dark because its residents are too backwoods for the 21st century. It is a century behind Tennessee, Georgia, and Florida, so they try to compensate for this with the delusion that they are at least better than their western neighbor. However, Mississippi had contributed much more to Southern culture, namely in music and literature. Mississippi has Faulkner, Elvis, and Oprah for Christ's sake. What the frick does Alabama have besides sister fricking and being infamous for racism?
The rest of the South should disavow these 3rd world leeches.
P.S. mayonnaise doesn't belong on bbq
First of all, Alabama has no unique culture. Anything Alabama claims as their own is stolen from another Southern state. Their attempt at Mardi Gras is pathetic and everyone knows that Mardi Gras should only be celebrated in Louisiana.
Alabama ranks low, if not last, in every single metric regarding health, poverty, education, income, and quality of life. While other Southern states have become economic powerhouses, Alabama has been hard at work leeching off the federal government.
The only parts of Alabama that don't look like Haiti are a stone's throw from another state. The land north of the Tennessee River is developed because it's basically Tennessee, and some of the beaches are nice because it's close enough to Florida. People from Auburn would prefer to be a part of Georgia.
The Southern econonic boom has left Alabama in the dark because its residents are too backwoods for the 21st century. It is a century behind Tennessee, Georgia, and Florida, so they try to compensate for this with the delusion that they are at least better than their western neighbor. However, Mississippi had contributed much more to Southern culture, namely in music and literature. Mississippi has Faulkner, Elvis, and Oprah for Christ's sake. What the frick does Alabama have besides sister fricking and being infamous for racism?
The rest of the South should disavow these 3rd world leeches.
P.S. mayonnaise doesn't belong on bbq
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:00 pm to BlindedMeWithScience
I didn't read all that but shut up bitch
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:02 pm to BlindedMeWithScience
Someone is drunk.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:02 pm to BlindedMeWithScience
So if you take away the North part of the state and the South part then it's just Birmingham
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:02 pm to BlindedMeWithScience
Alabama is so much better than Tennessee that it's not even funny.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:05 pm to BlindedMeWithScience
Have you ever lived in Lake Charles
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:06 pm to BlindedMeWithScience
Nothing sustains me more on December 29th, 2023 than this melt
frick Tennessee
frick Tennessee
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:07 pm to BlindedMeWithScience
It's so good to see the UT fans are still alive and well. Don't worry. We will still have the 3rd saturday for you to blow when scheduling is said and done.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:09 pm to BlindedMeWithScience
You had me till the mayo on bbq.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:09 pm to BlindedMeWithScience
Go suck Trudeau dick some more, Dick sucking Hillbilly.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:10 pm to BlindedMeWithScience
Gulf Shores is pretty nice
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:10 pm to BlindedMeWithScience
Gatlinburg is cool, but I'm a beach person.
Gulf Shores>Gatlinburg
Gulf Shores>Gatlinburg
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:12 pm to BlindedMeWithScience
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Alabama ranks low, if not last, in every single metric regarding health, poverty, education, income, and quality of life
You're looking for Louisisana and Mississippi here. They're the bottom two of all those categories annually.
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While other Southern states have become economic powerhouses, Alabama has been hard at work leeching off the federal government.
All the automotive industry and literal rocket science and engineering says otherwise.
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However, Mississippi had contributed much more to Southern culture, namely in music, and literature
This idiot hasn't heard of Muscle Shoals or To Kill a Mockingbird.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:13 pm to BlindedMeWithScience
You idiots incessantly sing a song in which you brag about not owning telephones and murdering federal agents. Let’s not throw stones.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:13 pm to BlindedMeWithScience
The best part of your state is based on elevation. In 15 years Tennessee will be a failed Democratic run state. Congrats?
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:14 pm to BlindedMeWithScience
I got to Mardi Gras and quit reading because it was clear you don’t realize Mardi Gras originated in Mobile. I doubt any of whatever else you typed is any more accurate.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:14 pm to BlindedMeWithScience
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mayonnaise doesn't belong on bbq
Well, the arbitrary lines on a map don't truly separate our collective cultures or how the rest of the US/world see us, and if it's done well, there is nothing better than a Mayo-Apple Cider base and dip on smoked chicken.
This post was edited on 12/29/23 at 10:16 pm
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