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re: FIRE THAT KERMIT THE FROG LOOGING ASSHAT

Posted on 12/29/23 at 5:59 am to
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
2495 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 5:59 am to
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16141 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 6:16 am to
The use of all caps mixed with lower case sparingly and within words randomly, along with no punctuation is truly special.

I am pretty sure he stroked out while posting this. Prayers sent.
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17497 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 6:18 am to
quote:

solid melt A+


I think using all caps, poor grammar and spelling did it for me!
Posted by jvilardo
5024 e. Brooks Town BR, La.
Member since Jan 2012
3282 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 6:42 am to
Keep it comin.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23887 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 6:47 am to
quote:

SIX GOTDAMN TURNOVERS AGAINST A BAD PAC12 TEAM THAT WON TWO GAMES LAST YEAR OR SOME shite NO WXCUSE FOR WONT WIN shite IN THE SEC IF THUS IS THE BEST WE CAN DO WITH THAT SUNBURNED LOOKING MUPPET DORK FRAUD WE GOT AT HEAD COACH UR ON NOTICE VENABLES AND IM SICK OF SEEINF THAT CACTUS SWORD THING THEY BETTER NOT OF STOLE OUR FOOTBALLS OR WE NEED TO FINE THEM A HUNDRED K FOR EVERY BALL THEY TOOL FROM US WE HAD THE GAME IN HAND BUT THE LINE JUST LAID DOWN AND GOT BUTTfrickED BY SOME DESERT ASSHOLES frick ARIZONA FUXK TEXAS frick THE SEC FUXK BENT frickING VENABLES

This is very good.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 7:04 am to
quote:

SUNBURNED LOOKING MUPPET DORK FRAUD


Posted by DocHogliday
Tombstone, AR
Member since Mar 2023
259 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 7:11 am to
Solid rant

You’re in.
Posted by CrimsonPlanet
Prattville , Al
Member since Sep 2017
275 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 7:17 am to
The only way that game could have better is if the Sooner Schooner(Or whatever you call it) would have turned over at the beginning of the game !!
Posted by swampvol1
Member since Oct 2015
1310 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 7:26 am to
Has to be a Texas alt.
Posted by hellifiknow
Alabama
Member since Dec 2014
407 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 7:27 am to
My MSU Dawgs went 5-7 this year and finished 6th in the West. One of those five wins was over, you guessed it, Arizona. Welcome to the SEC, SEC, SEC.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53868 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 7:32 am to
And that was with a month of game prep, just wait. During the season you will have a game like that one last night and then you have a week to get ready for LSU and then Alabama and the next week Georgia and the next week Arkansas and the hits just keep coming. This is different that anything you guys have done before. You will eventually get there but you’re not there yet! Next year will
Be an eye opener!
Posted by mckibaj
Member since Nov 2010
7729 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 7:42 am to
quote:

Solid rant

You’re in.


Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119442 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 7:43 am to
You are in trouble now that you are in a real conference
Posted by GTnerd
ATL Jawja baby
Member since Sep 2023
347 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 7:46 am to
quote:

SIX GOTDAMN TURNOVERS AGAINST A BAD PAC12 TEAM THAT WON TWO GAMES LAST YEAR OR SOME shite NO WXCUSE FOR WONT WIN shite IN THE SEC IF THUS IS THE BEST WE CAN DO WITH THAT SUNBURNED LOOKING MUPPET DORK FRAUD WE GOT AT HEAD COACH UR ON NOTICE VENABLES AND IM SICK OF SEEINF THAT CACTUS SWORD THING THEY BETTER NOT OF STOLE OUR FOOTBALLS OR WE NEED TO FINE THEM A HUNDRED K FOR EVERY BALL THEY TOOL FROM US WE HAD THE GAME IN HAND BUT THE LINE JUST LAID DOWN AND GOT BUTTfrickED BY SOME DESERT ASSHOLES frick ARIZONA FUXK TEXAS frick THE SEC FUXK BENT frickING VENABLES

Now THIS is how one SecRants!
Posted by Jumpinjack
Member since Oct 2021
6485 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 7:48 am to
Quickly jumps into poster of the year contention.
Posted by BoomerFNSooner
Choctaw
Member since Jul 2021
200 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 7:50 am to
quote:

Be careful. Melts like this are likely to make the entire Rant cum simultaneously…


That why is so sticky in here?
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2400 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 7:51 am to
quote:

SUNBURNED


This is what caught me it might be fake. Okies say SUNBURNT. Otherwise, solid.
Posted by BoomerFNSooner
Choctaw
Member since Jul 2021
200 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 7:53 am to
quote:

You are in trouble now that you are in a real conference


Why do the cats in your photos look like they have an extra chromosome?
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9495 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:10 am to
quote:

BENT frickING VENABLES


Somebody should post that entire melt into ai and ask for a pic.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25223 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:13 am to
Quality melt, would read again.
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