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re: FIRE THAT KERMIT THE FROG LOOGING ASSHAT

Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:17 am to
Posted by PapaDunk
Temple
Member since Oct 2023
316 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:17 am to
That was truly an impressive melt…good job. I’m actually impressed.

Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19312 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:21 am to
I just tested positive for Flu A, and was feeling lousy...then I come on here and see this melt. I cannot describe how much better I feel now.

Your team's performance this week may not be what we would look for in a conference...but you are holding up your end with a Rant-worthy melt right there.
Posted by jamespatterson
Member since Aug 2023
2131 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:28 am to
HEY DER CAN T WATE TI SEE U IN COOLUNBYA NEXT YEAR HAPY NU YESR LUV YA JP
Posted by jamespatterson
Member since Aug 2023
2131 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:29 am to
Should have mentioned I am fluent in Oklahoma dialect.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
55240 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:29 am to
quote:

PRON or GTFO


I feel with ALL CAPS screed like that, you have identified to only 2 solutions

Posted by mthorn2
Planet Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
1245 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:43 am to


quote:

FIRE THAT KERMIT THE FROG LOOGING ASSHAT


Rant worthy...
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:02 am to
quote:

you are going to fit right in here
He has the makings of an LSU fan
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
33356 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:06 am to
quote:

He has the makings of an LSU fan


Shoe in for a mod in the Sooner rant forum

Posted by Tenn grad LSU fan
Wouldn't you like to know spazz
Member since Apr 2023
573 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:19 am to
I think Brent would be better at a florida or a southern school I is just different at texas and choklahoma
Posted by Tenn grad LSU fan
Wouldn't you like to know spazz
Member since Apr 2023
573 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:21 am to
Yes fire him then we fire billy and hire brent
Posted by animalcracker
Member since Oct 2010
1934 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:22 am to
quote:

PrestorJane
A+ fricking melt!
This post was edited on 12/29/23 at 9:23 am
Posted by MizzouAntler
Member since Sep 2012
850 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:23 am to
quote:

You’ve lost to us 55 times

54
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
1879 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:45 am to
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THAT SUNBURNED LOOKING MUPPET DORK FRAUD WE GOT AT HEAD COACH UR ON NOTICE VENABLES AND IM SICK OF SEEINF THAT CACTUS SWORD THING THEY BETTER NOT OF STOLE OUR FOOTBALLS OR WE NEED TO FINE THEM A HUNDRED K FOR EVERY BALL THEY TOOL FROM US WE HAD THE GAME IN HAND BUT THE LINE JUST LAID DOWN AND GOT BUTTfrickED BY SOME DESERT ASSHOLES frick ARIZONA FUXK TEXAS frick THE SEC FUXK BENT frickING VENABLES




Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20941 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:56 am to
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SIX GOTDAMN TURNOVERS AGAINST A BAD PAC12 TEAM THAT WON TWO GAMES LAST YEAR OR SOME shite NO WXCUSE FOR WONT WIN shite IN THE SEC IF THUS IS THE BEST WE CAN DO WITH THAT SUNBURNED LOOKING MUPPET DORK FRAUD WE GOT AT HEAD COACH UR ON NOTICE VENABLES AND IM SICK OF SEEINF THAT CACTUS SWORD THING THEY BETTER NOT OF STOLE OUR FOOTBALLS OR WE NEED TO FINE THEM A HUNDRED K FOR EVERY BALL THEY TOOL FROM US WE HAD THE GAME IN HAND BUT THE LINE JUST LAID DOWN AND GOT BUTTfrickED BY SOME DESERT ASSHOLES frick ARIZONA FUXK TEXAS frick THE SEC FUXK BENT frickING VENABLES

Maybe y'all are ready for the SEC.
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4182 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 11:30 am to
quote:

Somebody should post that entire melt into ai and ask for a pic.



I had to modify it to get past the content filters. The filters are pretty robust but I tried to keep it as true to form as possible

Here's the modified version for your approval

quote:

SIX TURNOVERS AGAINST A BAD PAC12 TEAM THAT WON TWO GAMES LAST YEAR OR SOMEthing NO WXCUSE FOR WONT WIN anything IN THE SEC IF THUS IS THE BEST WE CAN DO WITH THAT SUNBURNED LOOKING MUPPET WE GOT AT HEAD COACH UR ON NOTICE VENABLES AND IM SICK OF SEEINF THAT CACTUS SWORD THING THEY BETTER NOT OF STOLE OUR FOOTBALLS OR WE NEED TO FINE THEM A HUNDRED K FOR EVERY BALL THEY TOOL FROM US WE HAD THE GAME IN HAND BUT THE LINE JUST LAID DOWN AND GOT romanced BY SOME DESERT yahoo's disregard ARIZONA disregard TEXAS disregard THE SEC disregred BENT VENABLES


Here's the product



Enjoy your new mascot, Oklahoma
This post was edited on 12/29/23 at 11:34 am
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9549 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 11:40 am to
Amazing
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