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frickING REINSTATE ALPINE. NOW!!!

Posted on 12/25/23 at 11:19 pm
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 12/25/23 at 11:19 pm
ALPINE HAS OVERWHELMING SUPPORT ON THIS BOARD. Evidenced by his reinstatement request threads on the Help Board, Reinstatement threads, ad nauseum.

Board "MODS", do us all a good one that we almost all want. It's all too easy for your frickers to "MOD" us sheep, but go above and beyond and bring Alpine back. That is ONE simple thing you could and should do in the Spirit of Christmas pardons or any other ecuse / reason you'd like to choose.

DO IT! Take a got-damned stand for one of our own whose blood is burnt orange and navy blue. DO IT frickERS!!!

No more fricking excuses. "Uh...hurr durr....it's above my paygrade". "Hurr durr, I done bent the knee to Chicken to frick it all to hell."

Want respect? Then earn it frickers, as ONE OF US. BRING ALPINE'S arse BACK WITH A QUICKNESS! Or continue to get called out for being bitches. WDE.

ETA JONESY. Tell us all when and where Alpine touched you. You have kept your power-tripped sig quote up forever. You have mentioned him in various posts on various boards for too long. Surprisingly..YOU, BITCH,, hold unhealthy and misguided grudges against a certain few, as if you were a Mod. But then again, right down your alley. I'll ask you first to man up and explain your grudges against Alpine and myself. Or, if you choose to not do so, then I will post receipts. Fair? Fair. You don't have to be a grudge-holding bitch - you choose too, and fly under the radar as being the nice guy Asian with good humor and all.

Again - lay it all out for the board, honestly, as a real (Auburn) man would do. Or, I'll be happy to dig up and post receipts. I hope you have some semblance of perspective, honor and truthiness. Noone, not me, will degrade you for being honest. So just be honest with everyone here. All I am asking. WDE.

HYPOCRISY knows no bounds, unless those who espouse such are allowed to continue to do so. "Power" says hello.
This post was edited on 12/26/23 at 12:30 am
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 12/25/23 at 11:20 pm to
Is he banned from the Auburn board, or banned from the entire SEC Rant site?
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
47032 posts
Posted on 12/25/23 at 11:23 pm to
Wait. Those weren’t Alpine’s tits you’ve been posting were they?
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
43009 posts
Posted on 12/25/23 at 11:45 pm to
Remind me who Alpine is?
Posted by AuburnTigers
Member since Aug 2013
9710 posts
Posted on 12/25/23 at 11:54 pm to
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Wait. Those weren’t Alpine’s tits you’ve been posting were they
Posted by Je23Mo
Alabama
Member since Jan 2013
594 posts
Posted on 12/25/23 at 11:54 pm to
He is an Auburn local
This post was edited on 12/25/23 at 11:55 pm
Posted by marshallcotiger
Member since Dec 2009
8063 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 12:00 am to
Entire rant and he's sorry. I started a thread about him a few months ago but nothing came of it
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 12:02 am to
quote:

Entire rant and he's sorry. I started a thread about him a few months ago but nothing came of it


If it's entire rant, then there's nothing we can do about it unfortunately. One of the TD mods would be the one to undo that decision (Chicken, Ice, Circus Child, etc).
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
31641 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 12:13 am to
The guy who loves Polynesians
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 12:22 am to
quote:

Entire rant and he's sorry. I started a thread about him a few months ago but nothing came of it


NO, our "MODS" didn't do shite about it, for it, or otherwise. I'll dig it up. Chicken posted a reinstatement thread on tRant and EVERYONE went to bat for Alpine to be reinstated. One memorable post recieved 32-1 upvotes to downvotes. And our "MODS" did...what? Nothing. Zero. Are they our representatives for us low-life know-nothings, or...I guess I should stop. LCT has already threatened me with a ban for speaking up and speaking out against this kind of BS. Power-trip. frick you. War Eagle.



This post was edited on 12/26/23 at 12:25 am
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 12:39 am to
quote:

Is he banned from the Auburn board, or banned from the entire SEC Rant site?


So...you're a "mod", and you don't know, and you are asking us??? The AU board simple-folks?

HEY! WHY DON'T YOU FIGURE OUT WHICH MOD BANNED HIM in the first place, why, check all of the support this board has for his re-instatement, weigh it all and actually fricking do something about it?

It's well-known that being a "mod" requires no genuity, whether it be genius, genuineness, ingenuity, generosity, generation, and so many other apt and fitting descriptors.

Maybe, just maybe YOU need a timeout. By your own admission, you have obviously taken a very long well-underserved vacation. So stay on Vacay, or do you job, rep the Board and bring Alpine back. K? Not rocket science. Just care and common sense and taking pride in everything you do and do it as best you can. It all kind of weaves together with the Auburn Creed. Seems like you've been a lazy bitch. Ban me.

Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 12:43 am to
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If it's entire rant, then there's nothing we can do about it unfortunately. One of the TD mods would be the one to undo that decision (Chicken, Ice, Circus Child, etc).


Then please, humbly asking, just get him back on the AU Board. This is his home and where he wants to be - not on tRANT. Shirley our AU Board MODS have the power to make that decision. Right? Right? Baby steps are good. Welcome him back to this board. Please. War Eagle.
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
47032 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 12:44 am to
What he’s trying to tell you is:

1. Alters are permanently banned.
2. Anybody that porn bombs is permanently banned.
3. Auburn mods control the Auburn board only.

So don’t answer these out loud but:
1. Is your account original?
2. If not, what did your original account get banned for?
3. Have you posted porn recently?
4. Is that new Utah fans account original?

We all know the answer to all of these but for some reason you and him still have accounts. Maybe don’t start threads pointing to the answers to those questions. They’re giving you leeway.
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 12:55 am to
Maybe that "leeway" is well-deserved. Maybe it's certain people choosing to be ignorant and being lazy and not standing up for us "nobodies." Rules and such. Maybe, frick you too. If you have / had invested a tenth of your life into Auburn as Alpine and I have, you might get it. If I am wrong, then please call me out and share YOUR Auburn story / history. Fair? Fair. War Eagle.
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
47032 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 1:09 am to
Ok don’t take my advice. Take their favor and stick it up their arse (figure of speech, don’t need to see an actual demonstration)

I’m railing against the mods in the other thread and defending them here and it’s not because Chex is a somebody and you’re a nobody.

I don’t even know what a somebody on a message board is since we’re mostly anonymous. But you’re clearly not a nobody since the entire board knows who you and that new Utah fan are.
Posted by CorchJay
Member since Nov 2018
17987 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 1:11 am to
Wow. Jiro seriously calm down put down the bottle dude. You’ve been off the rails for real the past few days.

At this point they aren’t going to bring Chex back for a week. That much seems pretty clear. Everyone has spoken their opinion also he’s almost half way completed the ban.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
11395 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 7:13 am to
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leeway

Aren't you on double-secret thin ice already?
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
106297 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 7:42 am to
You’re a moron and lucky they even let you continue post as an alter. STFU already dipshit.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
18353 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 9:43 am to
Please don't antagonize the mods! Those of us who begged relentlessly for your reinstatement don't want to see you get banned again.
Posted by Fearless and True
N Carolina
Member since Aug 2022
954 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 10:07 am to
Anybody who inspires a rant like this..I don't know. Sensing a ban in the air.
This post was edited on 12/26/23 at 10:09 am
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