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Cockzilla!!!

Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:07 am
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24190 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:07 am
Japan may have surrendered on the USS Missouri in Toyko harbor, but Godzilla destroyed Toyko many times during the 1950's and 1960's.

Cockzilla is coming to destroy Missouri on Saturday...

This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 9:45 pm
Posted by bamabaseballsec
Member since Dec 2020
1491 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:11 am to
I make that same face when I step in shat too
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67532 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:12 am to
quote:

Cockzilla

I just fired up my smoker.......lunch is on me evrrybody
Posted by Tarpon08
Cut Off, LA
Member since Dec 2014
5216 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:28 am to
quote:

Cockzilla


How the frick do you know my nickname?
Posted by TigerCruise
Virginia Beach, VA
Member since Oct 2013
11898 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:32 am to
Lol, Mizzou by 20
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
38010 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:40 am to
Excellent Lonnie.

Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2461 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:47 am to
I could see Spurrier walking into Faurot with Cockzilla, but Beamer seems like more of a Geico gecko type of guy.
Posted by Papplesbeast
St. Louis
Member since Dec 2014
826 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:50 am to
quote:

But Godzilla destroyed Toyko many times during the 1950's and 1960's.

Cockzilla is coming to destroy Missouri on Saturday...

Probably. It would fit perfectly into the Missouri script.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24190 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 11:51 am to
About this time on Saturday, this is what Missery is going to hear...

Gojira Tai Mosura
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24190 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 9:36 pm to
It's just after 3:30 eastern time on Saturday. Sec network is beginning their coverage from Columbia, Missouri. All of the sudden, the ground beneath Memorial Stadium starts to tremble. The Midwest is no place for an earthquake. Is it a twister? Everyone is confused. The shaking violently increases. From the astro turf a bulge begins to take shape. It grows larger and larger. In a cloud of dust, from the prarie dirt emerges, Cockzilla!!!


Posted by Lord of the Hogs
Member since Sep 2023
1714 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 9:55 pm to
I figured there would be Aggies all up in this thread.
Posted by Roberteaux
mandeville
Member since Sep 2009
5826 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:25 pm to
Thought this was going to be an Aggie thread
Posted by MIzzouMark
Member since Jan 2019
2954 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:55 pm to
Under appreciated post. I laughed and am about this humor type.
Posted by BigOrangeKen
Union City
Member since Oct 2015
1961 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 12:29 am to
You are all about big cock lol
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
120000 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 7:19 am to
Funny
This post was edited on 10/17/23 at 7:21 am
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16233 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 12:11 pm to
Posted by carolinaswamper
unincorporated swamp, johns island,
Member since Jan 2013
3143 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 12:51 pm to
Lonnie, can cockzilla pass defend?!
Posted by PanhandleSlim
Member since Mar 2020
425 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 12:59 pm to
Why no South Carolina poster has this a username is beyond me
Posted by Gideon Swashbuckler
Member since Sep 2019
5810 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

Cockzilla


Thought this was a porn bomb.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10471 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 2:37 pm to
What happens in 3 weeks when South Carolina faces the Cocks?
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