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Gotta Love Pittman... as a man at least...
Posted on 10/4/23 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 10/4/23 at 3:37 pm
(No homo!) Sure wish he could get it turned around! Anywho.. here's the quick story tidbit
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Last year’s Texas A&M game ended when a 42-yard field goal attempt from Arkansas kicker Cam Little — are you ready for this? — hit on top of the right upright and, by rule, was no good.
Inches. Literally inches from winning — or losing for the 10th time in the past 11 against the rival Aggies.
If the ball clears the right upright and goes over it — instead of hitting on top of it — the field goal is good and Arkansas has a 2-game winning streak in the series. But the unthinkable happened, and when it does, buddy, someone has to pay.
Arkansas has had 5 more 1-possession losses since, each as confounding as the Texas A&M loss. Two weeks ago, BYU went into Fayetteville and won, in part, because of unthinkable, unlucky special teams mistakes.
One of those mistakes was a shanked, 10-yard punt from Max Fletcher that gave the BYU offense a short field, which turned into a touchdown.
The response on social media, of course, was right down the middle with every other response to every other mistake made by a player in every other game by every other fan base.
“Fletcher was at practice on Monday. He’s lower than low,” Pittman said. “I walk by him, I said, ‘Hey Max, what’s wrong with you?’ He said, ‘Social media.’”
Went all the way to Australia to get a guy who punts it 10 yards.
How much does it cost to send him back to Australia?
“I said, ‘Max, they didn’t say I’m fat on there, did they?’” Pittman said. “He says, ‘Yes, sir.’ ‘What about my chest, did they say anything about that?’ He started smiling, he says ‘Yes, sir.’ I said, ‘Was I supposed to get fired on Sunday?’ He says, ‘Yes, sir.’ I said, ‘Well, I’m still here. They got 2 out of 3 right.’”
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Last year’s Texas A&M game ended when a 42-yard field goal attempt from Arkansas kicker Cam Little — are you ready for this? — hit on top of the right upright and, by rule, was no good.
Inches. Literally inches from winning — or losing for the 10th time in the past 11 against the rival Aggies.
If the ball clears the right upright and goes over it — instead of hitting on top of it — the field goal is good and Arkansas has a 2-game winning streak in the series. But the unthinkable happened, and when it does, buddy, someone has to pay.
Arkansas has had 5 more 1-possession losses since, each as confounding as the Texas A&M loss. Two weeks ago, BYU went into Fayetteville and won, in part, because of unthinkable, unlucky special teams mistakes.
One of those mistakes was a shanked, 10-yard punt from Max Fletcher that gave the BYU offense a short field, which turned into a touchdown.
The response on social media, of course, was right down the middle with every other response to every other mistake made by a player in every other game by every other fan base.
“Fletcher was at practice on Monday. He’s lower than low,” Pittman said. “I walk by him, I said, ‘Hey Max, what’s wrong with you?’ He said, ‘Social media.’”
Went all the way to Australia to get a guy who punts it 10 yards.
How much does it cost to send him back to Australia?
“I said, ‘Max, they didn’t say I’m fat on there, did they?’” Pittman said. “He says, ‘Yes, sir.’ ‘What about my chest, did they say anything about that?’ He started smiling, he says ‘Yes, sir.’ I said, ‘Was I supposed to get fired on Sunday?’ He says, ‘Yes, sir.’ I said, ‘Well, I’m still here. They got 2 out of 3 right.’”
Posted on 10/4/23 at 3:38 pm to Razorback Reverend
Did not read.
Arkansas sucks.
Arkansas sucks.
Posted on 10/4/23 at 3:39 pm to Razorback Reverend
Stop reading the onion.
Posted on 10/4/23 at 3:40 pm to KCM0Tiger
thanks for your humanity... Go eat a Chit Swastica
Posted on 10/4/23 at 4:32 pm to Razorback Reverend
Good read.
We need more Sam Pittmans in the world.
We need more Sam Pittmans in the world.
Posted on 10/4/23 at 4:48 pm to Auburntiger
He will need one after the Bama loss.
Posted on 10/4/23 at 4:54 pm to Razorback Reverend
Pitman is a good guy by all accounts. Good read.
Now the douchebags commenting in this thread… hopeless fricktards.
Cheers OP!
Now the douchebags commenting in this thread… hopeless fricktards.
Cheers OP!
Posted on 10/4/23 at 4:58 pm to Razorback Reverend
Fans take sports too seriously
Posted on 10/4/23 at 4:59 pm to hawgfaninc
Sam needs to speak softly and carry a big stick.
This post was edited on 10/4/23 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 10/4/23 at 6:52 pm to EthanHunt007
I agree. Them big ole floppy things that Sam has are titties!
Posted on 10/4/23 at 6:52 pm to Razorback Reverend
Man those things are delicious and a lot healthier than whatever you eat in Mississippi
Posted on 10/4/23 at 6:54 pm to Tridentds
I'm here to read about athletics not diary entries
Posted on 10/4/23 at 8:10 pm to EthanHunt007
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Why doesn't he just call it what it is: my titties? Who refers to their tits as a "chest".
Do you call your huge gut pregnancy?
Posted on 10/4/23 at 8:54 pm to Razorback Reverend
I’m a tits guy, so I love him.
Posted on 10/4/23 at 8:59 pm to Tridentds
quote:
Pitman is a good guy by all accounts. Good read.
Now the douchebags commenting in this thread… hopeless fricktards
Valid. Up vote x 2.
I like some shite talk but SEC Rant is getting ridiculous. I feel dumber every month. But I am still here. Guess that makes me an idiot by association...
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