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Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:12 pm to
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17286 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:12 pm to
Harold’s crotch may be bad but a case of the Bull Head Clap is much much worse
This post was edited on 9/28/23 at 6:13 pm
Posted by TheBiggestBrother
Nashville
Member since Jul 2021
2091 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:15 pm to
My post got deleted for simply saying Tua>Burrow.. Yet this atrocity remains for all to suffer.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22487 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

felt like I had Harod's Crotch after a long weekend in Baton Rouge



You've gotta quit picking up hookers at that Mobil truck stop on Airline. You'll never meet a nice fella there.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55462 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:44 pm to
This is a fetish at UTrans
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:48 pm to
Posted by Inadvertent Whistle
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2015
4397 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 7:05 pm to
Herod's crotch or Aggie's anus. Which is worse?
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28635 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

Thus, every since, crotch rot that involves maggot infestation is known as Harod's Crotch.

This happens enough that they named it??
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
9234 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 7:25 pm to
The tl;dr reflex was overcome by the hook. That’s one helluva hook.

Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22487 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

I RA'd because what the frick is this wall of bullshite?




As a melt, I felt it started out with a lot of potential with the unique angle and all. But the payoff just wasn't there. You have to stick the landing, people.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
6757 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 8:01 pm to
You put a lot of thought into this. You are either intensely focused or highly disturbed.

Possibly both.

Have an upvote.
Posted by N8 GOATS
Member since Feb 2023
98 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 8:23 pm to
Hi scooter I just wanted to let you know that I am with you 100% we need more JESUS on this chatbox I don’t know if I am completly in favor of words like cr*ch but King Herrid was a good man god bless
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30477 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 9:25 pm to
I’m gonna start like three Clemson and Florida State threats now
Posted by MrWalkingMan
31st Parallel North
Member since Aug 2010
6456 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 9:28 pm to
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The basis for the Mad King in tGoT


The Targaryens were crazy because they were inbred, not because of crotch maggots
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter! JESUS IS LORD,
Member since Aug 2011
17834 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 9:29 pm to
I love you Scrooster. (Slight homo)
Posted by NotImber
Member since Jun 2023
1182 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

Herod's Crotch


This will be the name of my next alter.
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18191 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 9:43 pm to
Up vote for the effort and I wish I had another up vote to give for the use of a classic southern insult of "shithook."
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11131 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49272 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 9:46 pm to
This is a long winded melt.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22487 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

Herod's Crotch


This will be the name of my next alter.




Great name for a band. You'd book all the Jewish weddings and bar mitzvahs.
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