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SEC Warnings for OU and UT
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:37 pm
Folks in the south are a warm, friendly bunch and when new folks come visiting it is common to tell them a little something about the environs they will be visiting. I know all SEC fans have some information about one of their rivalries which would be important for OU and UT fans...it seems fitting to post them so our new friends will know what they are getting int...
Watch out when you go to Auburn...its a nice enough place and the people are good people....but they will flat out turn a fire hose on you if you get the better of them and they don't care if it's colder than a witches tit in brass bra.
I would not know anything about this one first hand but its a widely held belief that when you come to Athens you will get hit with multiple piss filled balloons and are liable to get your hat snatched...My experience in Athens is more akin to a warm embrace from a cherished loved one but others seem to have a differing opinion on the subject.
Any of y'all have something our friends might need to know?
Watch out when you go to Auburn...its a nice enough place and the people are good people....but they will flat out turn a fire hose on you if you get the better of them and they don't care if it's colder than a witches tit in brass bra.
I would not know anything about this one first hand but its a widely held belief that when you come to Athens you will get hit with multiple piss filled balloons and are liable to get your hat snatched...My experience in Athens is more akin to a warm embrace from a cherished loved one but others seem to have a differing opinion on the subject.
Any of y'all have something our friends might need to know?
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Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:38 pm to AwgustaDawg
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SEC Warnings for OU and UT
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I know all SEC fans have some information about one of their rivalries which would be important for OU and UT fans
UT is a founding member of the SEC. The SEC was formed out of meetings held in Knoxville over a couple of days in December 1932.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:39 pm to AwgustaDawg
Be wary of rain delays in Columbia.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:43 pm to madmaxvol
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UT is a founding member of the SEC. The SEC was formed out of meetings held in Knoxville over a couple of days in December 1932.
Good point...thats gonna get confusing. Maybe UT and UTA??? UTK and UTA?
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:43 pm to AwgustaDawg
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our new friends will know what they are getting int...
They will never be friends with any of the Charter members or be accepted. Both of them are about to get a taste what an 8 game SEC schedule is like. And then they will know why 8 games is more than enough. Bu end of next season they will be ready to throw the town in anyways.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:44 pm to madmaxvol
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UT is a founding member of the SEC.
The real and only UT will always reside in Knoxville.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:46 pm to Followthescience2024
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They will never be friends with any of the Charter members or be accepted. Both of them are about to get a taste what an 8 game SEC schedule is like. And then they will know why 8 games is more than enough. Bu end of next season they will be ready to throw the town in anyways
And you call us arrogant? Some of you guys really need to take a long look in the mirror. pot meet kettle.
For those who do Embrace us I look forward to great games and great fellowship with fans of other schools. For those who don't? Well I doubt you'll find many of us who give a f***
This post was edited on 6/15/23 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:47 pm to Followthescience2024
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They will never be friends with any of the Charter members or be accepted. Both of them are about to get a taste what an 8 game SEC schedule is like. And then they will know why 8 games is more than enough. Bu end of next season they will be ready to throw the town in anyways.
Well yeah...but it ain't southerly to bless their hearts preemptively...the right thing to do from a southern perspective is to gossip to them about your neighbors and when you whup that arse then bless their hearts...y'all know how we do...we family...
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:48 pm to AwgustaDawg
Beware of Oxford girls with pickles on their titties. Especially if you sell propane
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:49 pm to AwgustaDawg
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Good point...thats gonna get confusing. Maybe UT and UTA??? UTK and UTA?
UT - Tennessee
TU - Northern Mexico AKA Texas
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:50 pm to AwgustaDawg
LSU fans get PTSD when a tarp is brought out onto the field. Just an FYI.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:50 pm to memphisplaya
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Beware of Oxford girls with pickles on their titties. Especially if you sell propane
Yeah I think I'm going to need you to elaborate on this gem
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:50 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Be wary of rain delays in Columbia.
I seem to recall some shenanigans with officiating in Columbia in 1990, no? Something about the officials being unable to count to 5??? See, that's the kind of stuff they need to know...
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:51 pm to AwgustaDawg
Beware of the piss cups being thrown at LSU.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:51 pm to Harvey Wallbanger
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UT - Tennessee
TU - Northern Mexico AKA Texas
I prefer Baja Oklahoma but I also prefer Baja Georgia when referring to Florida....
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:53 pm to AwgustaDawg
don't use the port o potties at lsu games
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:54 pm to AwgustaDawg
The only piss balloons I have seen in over 50 years of attending SEC games were being thrown by Gators at the cocktail party. And that was years ago. One balloon tossing Gator got punched out by a Dawg who didn’t appreciate it. His buddies had to carry him out.
Ive heard that in the UT/ UF game one year that several Gators standing on a higher level pissed down on UT fans as they were leaving the stadium. They were also reported to have grabbed Pfat Phil’s wife’s rear end the same year. It’s probably true as I’ve heard that it happened several times from both UF and UT fans.
Ive heard that in the UT/ UF game one year that several Gators standing on a higher level pissed down on UT fans as they were leaving the stadium. They were also reported to have grabbed Pfat Phil’s wife’s rear end the same year. It’s probably true as I’ve heard that it happened several times from both UF and UT fans.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:54 pm to memphisplaya
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Beware of Oxford girls with pickles on their titties. Especially if you sell propane
No doubt good advice in general but I seem to recall it being particularly applied to Oxford....
Thats the stuff right there...see, they might not know that its possible to find an Oxofrd Girl with pickles on their titties and no doubt many of them are somehow associated with propane....
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:55 pm to nicholastiger
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don't use the port o potties at lsu games
I lived in Baton Rouge for 7 years and went to several games. I know this one all too well.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:55 pm to memphisplaya
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Beware of Oxford girls with pickles on their titties. Especially if you sell propane
Most underrated advice ever.
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