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Was Bohannon gambling in a desperate attempt to fund a meth habit?
Posted on 5/4/23 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 5/4/23 at 8:48 pm
Bama fans are saying that Bohannon was having money problems. But $275,000 a year is more than enough to live comfortably in a cheap backwater town like Tuscaloosa
So at first I thought maybe Bohannon got insecure driving his 1999 Pontiac Sunfire to work and parking next to Nick 'Mercedes' Saban and Nate Oates's tricked out Dodge Ram that rolls coal and has oversized street tires, and Brad got into some debt trying to keep up with the Joneses
But then I saw a picture of this man smiling, and his teeth speak volumes...
Not to mention the blotchy complexio
sir, you are a grown adult, learn how to wash your face 
So at first I thought maybe Bohannon got insecure driving his 1999 Pontiac Sunfire to work and parking next to Nick 'Mercedes' Saban and Nate Oates's tricked out Dodge Ram that rolls coal and has oversized street tires, and Brad got into some debt trying to keep up with the Joneses
But then I saw a picture of this man smiling, and his teeth speak volumes...
Not to mention the blotchy complexio
sir, you are a grown adult, learn how to wash your face 
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Posted on 5/4/23 at 8:49 pm to BowlJackson
Does Nate Oates actually drive a Ram that rolls coal
Be fr
Be fr
Posted on 5/4/23 at 8:49 pm to BowlJackson
teeth look healthy, though could use cosmetic braces, and I believe the word you're looking for is "freckles"
Posted on 5/4/23 at 8:50 pm to BowlJackson
Does Bohannon live north of Northport? If so, then he basically lives in Walker County and Walker County has lots of meth labs.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 8:53 pm to BowlJackson
Meth is cheap. A cook at Waffle House can afford all the meth he wants.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:00 pm to BowlJackson
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Not to mention the blotchy complexio sir, you are a grown adult, learn how to wash your face
Washing your face doesn't prevent acne for a lot of people, dumb arse.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:02 pm to BowlJackson
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rolls coal
Here's mine
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:02 pm to BowlJackson
my sources are saying...........hookers and blow
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:06 pm to BowlJackson
quote:Maybe he wanted to upgrade to the expensive world cosmopolitan capital of Birmingham 45 minutes up the highway
more than enough to live comfortably in a cheap backwater town like Tuscaloosa
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:09 pm to BowlJackson
Looks like Tuscaloosa’s woman 
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:09 pm to BowlJackson
There’s creative and there’s being an absolute retard. Fortunately you don’t blur those lines, unless you’re a 50 year old
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:13 pm to BowlJackson
The rope he uses to floss his teeth isn’t going to pay for itself.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:20 pm to BowlJackson
Probably got that shite on Wire rd.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:24 pm to BowlJackson
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Seriously though. What the hell was Bama thinking hiring this high school-age looking retard as a freaking head coach?
Posted on 5/4/23 at 10:51 pm to BowlJackson
Bama only pays their baseball coach 275,000 a year?
That’s freaking ridiculous . I would be pissed off if I was a bama fan. I mean that’s proof they don’t even try to be competitive.
That’s freaking ridiculous . I would be pissed off if I was a bama fan. I mean that’s proof they don’t even try to be competitive.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 11:19 pm to BowlJackson
Got an order from the higher ups. Dodge Charger fund was running low for Saban.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 6:11 am to BowlJackson
Looks like the typical male you see in Tuscaloosa 
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