Alabama DB Tony Mitchell arrested in Fla with gun, weed, and scale

Figured i was late but didn't see anything on page 1 or 2.

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It’s hard to keep up when 25% of the Bama basketball team was involved / present at a homicide.

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I thought we were friends.

Are they just arresting everyone carrying The Florida Man starter pack or just the ones who play for Alabama

Be careful... these idiots will miss your sarcasm

If there's one thing I've learned in the last month, it's that we have to be extraordinarily fair, or something, when it comes to those sweet, sweet cherubs - those innocent summer children - that play college ball in Tuscaloosa.

For example ... do we know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the gun, weed, and scale found in St. Mitchell's possession were really his ? Or was these unfortunate items simply forgotten there, without his knowledge, by some other poor, misunderstood soul ? Can we know, without a shadow of a doubt, that Mr. Mitchell - peace be upon his name - has ever handled so much as a glue gun, common weed, or bathroom scale at any point in his lifetime ?

Or, my good friends, is this simply a rush to judgement by those dastardly law enforcement tyrants in the state of Florida ... thus denying the Right Honorable Tony Mitchell the tender mercies of sweet justice as are regularly, and deservedly, portioned out to those other paragons of virtue in Crimson Tide Athletics by the solemn deliberations of the Alabama judiciary ?

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Are they just arresting everyone carrying The Florida Man starter pack

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Headed to pcb where they keep adding ordinances to try and keep the violence down but people doing drugs every. How about enforce the laws you already have?

Also get off my lawn