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re: Golfer Check in Thread

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Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:02 pm to
Squirt - your reject cultish school, male cheerleaders that tell Sunday school jokes, and your school’s athletic department as a whole have already provided all the entertainment we need

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Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55447 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:03 pm to
You clearly need a tissue
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Let's not make this thread about you two. It's about Golfer being a shitty poster we all hate and his refusal to show up and post because Arkansas sucks.
done.

To be fair, I tried by posting my own Golfer1 anecdote, but old sarge gets so triggered by the site of me that he can’t help himself poor guy just wanted to be accepted into the flagship university and wasn’t capable
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

You clearly need a tissue
Endless and hysterical hilarity does bring tears to my eyes, yes

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Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

turtle dick


Wait. Golfer is Mitch?

Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26584 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

To be fair, I tried by posting my own Golfer1 anecdote


I understand. Golfer1's takes in that thread were great! I think he went 0/8 or something like that.
Posted by MIzzouMark
Member since Jan 2019
2954 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:48 pm to
This was allowed to end up on page 2 of the rant. Thats illegal.
Posted by RamboMizzou
Springfield
Member since Jan 2014
10208 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 3:55 pm to
Has Porker posted yet?

Ain’t seen that hoe Kate either.
Posted by KellerChrystFan
Member since Sep 2018
9630 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 4:03 pm to
.
Posted by Jkandcrew
Member since Nov 2016
256 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 4:04 pm to
That was an insane melt by Golfer1. You body bagged him.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2395 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 4:05 pm to
Merry Bumpmas
Posted by RamboMizzou
Springfield
Member since Jan 2014
10208 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 4:31 pm to
The first post golfer has lol. I hope he is ready.
Posted by RamboMizzou
Springfield
Member since Jan 2014
10208 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 6:40 pm to
Almost page 3. Wtf baws.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
6757 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 6:56 pm to
Gawddammit, you can't take these Texas people anywhere. Focus!
Posted by everytrueson
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Mar 2012
5904 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 7:36 pm to
Bumppppp
Posted by Jkandcrew
Member since Nov 2016
256 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 7:41 pm to
I don’t think the Bohemian, goat roping, sheep frickin, turtle dick, cocksucker is gonna show.
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8338 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 7:47 pm to
Day 3 turtle dick usage update:

> 100 easily.

Went to a Mexican dive bar for lunch with some guys who work for me. It turned into a 3 hour liquid affair when the US/Iran soccer match came on.

By the way, turtle dick in Spanish is polla de tortuga.

Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
6757 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 7:55 pm to
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132523 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:26 pm to
Pioneer checking in
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6827 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:26 pm to
Sir Bumps A Lot
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