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Rocky Top, you'll never be...

Posted on 10/13/22 at 9:12 am
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36778 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 9:12 am
Home sweet home to me.

frick you Rocky Top.

Go to Hell, Tennessee.

Kiss my arse, Tennessee.

Suck an Aggie Dick, Tennessee.

Burn a couch, Tennessee.

Buttchug a beer, Tennessee.

Toss some mustard, Tennessee.

Plunger a teen, Tennessee.

Trashy-arse, Tennessee.




Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90068 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 9:14 am to
If I was in 8th grade I'd probably be ROFLing at this
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
10673 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 9:14 am to
Noting like singing the "Alabama version" of Rocky Top
Posted by VolsDeep
Member since Mar 2017
1089 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 9:15 am to
Who’s liking this shite post?
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36778 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 9:16 am to
quote:

If I was in 8th grade I'd probably be ROFLing at this


Or getting sexually assaulted by a UT player with a plunger... it's a toss up.
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
16866 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 9:18 am to
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This post was edited on 10/13/22 at 9:20 am
Posted by General4Heisman
Nashville
Member since Oct 2022
2524 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 9:30 am to
Gumps are declining in IQ. Quite an amazing feat actually. Impressive.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77203 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 9:33 am to
The collective IQ of this board went into a tailspin once the Vol army showed up. Y’all are a one hit wonder with your posts.
Posted by armtackledawg
Member since Aug 2017
14432 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 9:45 am to
cringe
Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
10076 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 9:47 am to
quote:

If I was in 8th grade I'd probably be ROFLing at this



Too be fair, OP is drunk
Posted by Between TheHedges
Message Board Genius
Member since Aug 2022
3721 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:04 am to
quote:

If I was in 8th grade I'd probably be ROFLing at this


He shows a high level of literacy for a Gump
Posted by CoonSkin
The Great State of Tennessee
Member since Oct 2016
358 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:04 am to
Fear
Posted by twk
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jul 2011
2909 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:06 am to
quote:

Noting like singing the "Alabama version" of Rocky Top

I like it.

When the Whorns join the conference, you'll all have to learn the alternate version of "Texas Fight," since they play it even more than Tennessee plays "Rocky Top."

Texas Bite!
Texas Bite!
Texas jump up and bite my arse.
Texas Bite!
Texas Bite!
Texas jump up and bite my arse.
Texas Bite, Texas Bite
Texas jump up and bite my arse.
B-I-T-E A-S-S
Texas jump up and bite my arse.
Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
22266 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:08 am to
quote:

Fear

Yes, Volunqueer fans are afraid their shitty defense will lose them the game, as they should be.
Posted by Lieutenant Dan
Member since Jan 2009
8438 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:12 am to



Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90068 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:13 am to
quote:

B-I-T-E A-S-S


Posted by Notrub14
New York City
Member since Dec 2018
975 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:29 am to
quote:

Suck an Aggie Dick, Tennessee.


Sorry but Aggie is only into the other role in that activity.
Posted by twk
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jul 2011
2909 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:45 am to
You'll also love Oklahoma playing their rip off of Boola Boola 150 times in the course of a game.

It's the only, song we kno--oow
It's the only, song we know
It's the only, song we kno--oow
It's the only, song we know
It's the only, it's the only, it's the only song we know
It's the only, it's the only, it's the onlyyyyyyyyyy...song we know
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
22739 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 12:12 pm to
Better get ready. Those mofo's play RT for every occasion...

Calling a TO
Change of possession
Instant replay
Sun going behind a cloud...
Posted by B_dub
Member since Apr 2022
915 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 12:18 pm to
You shouldn't be scared so early. I know you're Bama's bitch but I really think yall have a chance to hang in this game.
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