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Auburn is Joel Osteen

Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:15 pm
Posted by hiremikeleach
Member since Dec 2019
4613 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:15 pm
They both spread these positive messages of love and auburn family, but they both are just toxic selfish people. They paint a mirage of who they want to be portrayed but they both misuse state money, one by not paying taxes, the other because their boosters are so unappreciative.

The fans and congregation act like everything is based on the auburn creed or the Bible and spread this message about loving others and being part of the auburn family. While Joel Osteen flys his private jet around the world with his tax free money, auburn boosters make up lies and ruin a mans life because he doesn’t live the way of the cult… I mean auburn family way.

Both of these are just wolves in sheep clothing
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28639 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:16 pm to
*slow clap meme*

Solid analogy.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

Auburn is Joel Osteen


Hugh Freeze comes to mind, actually. They are a match made in Heaven, and I hope it works out.
Posted by Ham And Glass
Member since Nov 2016
1521 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:32 pm to
You clearly don't 'believe in Auburn'

Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
4360 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:33 pm to
Dumb analogy.
Posted by MrLahey
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Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:48 pm to
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
12169 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:52 pm to






No thanks
This post was edited on 10/12/22 at 4:54 pm
Posted by RockyTop247
Member since Jun 2015
31 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 5:03 pm to
No, dabo olsteen
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105450 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 5:09 pm to
This looks like a worried post over Kiffin being targeted by Auburn.

Settle down, we have to hire an AD first.

Posted by Leto II
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Posted on 10/12/22 at 5:21 pm to
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
5049 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 6:34 pm to
Jesus. Some of you frickers are pathetically sad.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
9288 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 6:37 pm to
You hate God and Christians. Noted.

Anyway
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
18680 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 7:19 pm to
They do have the best RV park in the SEC
Posted by Shocco
Member since Nov 2015
1525 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 7:51 pm to
Auburn is a house of cards built by mostly self promotion, inflated hype, a ton of luck, and a few winning season here and there. In reality they are nothing more than a middle of the pack SEC team with too lofty expectations and the most delusional fan base I have ever seen.............So yes, they have a lot in common with Olsteen.
This post was edited on 10/12/22 at 7:52 pm
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