Anyone triggered by Jim Harbaugh is a pussy

I guess the moment all social media cucks point to is Jim Harbaugh shucking that sissy arse Detroit Lions coach on the shoulder after a win, not in a bad way IMO (just like, aight bro, bye), and then the Lions coach goes ballistic because his pussy is bleeding

Jim Fricking Harbaugh was nicknamed Captain Comeback in his NFL QB years, but his pedigree goes way before that.

When he was 9 or 10 years old, his dad was an assistant coach for Bo Fricking Schembechler, and so from the age of 9, Harbaugh was probably a ball boy for Michigan and literally yelling “frick YOU WOODY HAYES!!”……AT Woody Hayes….on Saturday afternoons in Big 10 truth lore. Think about it.

As for after-game handshakes, imagine all the football legends Jim Harbaugh was running around on the field as a kid watching handshakes with Bo and Harbaugh’s dad after games. Hayes, legendary Notre Dame coaches, Hayden Fry, et cetera, Bobby Bowden, I don’t know who all….

And then Jim played for Bo before becoming Captain Comeback in the NFL. Then he carved his own path as a coach, not climbing on the back of some flavor of the day also-ran.

I’m guessing Harbaugh is a conservative – he likes to eat steak, and the lefty media made us know that, BeCAUse iTs BAd - so rich lefty “sports media” (who I’d guess who are mostly the drug addicted children of elites, to get them out of the house for a few hours) throws hints to social media robots that “Harbaugh’s bad” and the robots run with it. That aforementioned Detroit coach for instance was a Georgetown grad, so he’s probably got a dick in his mouth right now as we speak.

LSU probably hates Harbaugh because he was an approved Michigan man, unlike Les Miles, who was banished from the kingdom. So, I’m not saying LSU has a dick in their mouth like that former Detroit coach, I’m just saying.

Well I am saying. LSU has hired now many leftists in a row? So….

Anyway, Jim Fricking Harbaugh is Jim Fricking Awesome.




Harry Rex Vonner
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