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Which poster would you want on your side in a bar fight?

Posted on 7/6/23 at 5:51 pm
Posted by Drainage
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Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 7/6/23 at 5:51 pm
I’ll take SupperClubDrunkBus.

He’d either talk his way out of it with the most interesting man in the world flair or use his study of various martial arts from extensive world travels to break necks and cash checks,

Who do you got?
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41869 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 5:59 pm to
I’ve heard Lanier has old man strength, but TheJones is Asian and could probably use his superior intelligence to talk our way out of the situation whilst avoiding the fisticuffs.
Posted by Drainage
Cardboard box
Member since Jun 2020
130 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 6:05 pm to
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I’ve heard Lanier has old man strength, but TheJones is Asian and could probably use his superior intelligence to talk our way out of the situation whilst avoiding the fisticuffs.


That’s a tough choice. TheJones probably also knows 5 types of martial arts.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
13348 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 6:31 pm to
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. TheJones probably also knows 5 types of martial arts.


Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
29714 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 6:57 pm to
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TheJones probably also knows 5 types of martial arts.



just don't use him as the getaway driver.
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
34510 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 7:30 pm to
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just don't use him as the getaway driver.


Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
34510 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 7:40 pm to
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TheJones probably also knows 5 types of martial arts.


Let me go ahead and inject some low, low T into this thread. I’m not that guy, pal

Depending on the state and county we’re in, the fire code on occupancy, plus if this is a glass bottle type of establishment, I’m likely never in that situation OR I’m upsettingly close to the doors, perhaps taking bets on the outcome.
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47827 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 7:52 pm to
All I know is I feel like jangalang would end up turning a fight with us versus a few people into us vs the entire bar
Posted by CorchJay
Member since Nov 2018
21100 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:02 pm to
Myself.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20490 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:12 pm to
AubieSpring


We’d put our profile pic in the ring.

Uncle Miltywould own the rant.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
43998 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:48 pm to
I dunno who’d I want on my side, but I got a couple I’d like to knock the frick out.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
44996 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:52 pm to
You'd be the first I'd punch in the mouth
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
22499 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 9:07 pm to
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You'd be the first I'd punch in the mouth



Posted by Drainage
Cardboard box
Member since Jun 2020
130 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 10:09 pm to
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Let me go ahead and inject some low, low T into this thread. I’m not that guy, pal Depending on the state and county we’re in, the fire code on occupancy, plus if this is a glass bottle type of establishment, I’m likely never in that situation OR I’m upsettingly close to the doors, perhaps taking bets on the outcome.


That’s the best strategy.
Posted by Drainage
Cardboard box
Member since Jun 2020
130 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 10:11 pm to
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just don't use him as the getaway driver.


Are you stereotyping Asian drivers? lol
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38770 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 11:01 pm to
Any poster who ever had the guts and/or honor to lay their body on the line to serve their country.
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
13026 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 11:18 pm to
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jangalang


He’s a salty motherfricker that’s for sure
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4668 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 11:34 pm to
I'm calling freemanjiro, locking the doors and watching the carnage.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
22499 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 11:43 pm to
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I'm calling freemanjiro,


Posted by Drainage
Cardboard box
Member since Jun 2020
130 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 3:59 am to
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Any poster who ever had the guts and/or honor to lay their body on the line to serve their country.


I’m thinking Robert Duval in Secondhand Lions.
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