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What's the worst Auburn fact during Malzahn's tenure?
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:11 am
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:11 am
Only one touchdown scored in 3 of our last 4 games against UGA and Alabama?
That makes me sick
That makes me sick
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Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:15 am to Rig
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Only one touchdown scored in 3 of our last 4 games against UGA and Alabama?
Almost as sick as our 30 points scored winning streak coming to an end
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:20 am to Rig
That's a weird stat... conveniently leaving out 44 point game.
But point taken... our offense sucks
But point taken... our offense sucks
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:25 am to GenesChin
I would kill just to score 30 points in a game right now, winning be damned.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:25 am to lowspark12
Many coaches can share the blame but to win only 2 games out of the last ten against Georgia is sickening. I can understand a rough spell of a year or two. But not a freaking decade.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:31 am to Rig
I guess paying out 8 million the past 2 years where we have went 6-10 last 2 seasons in conference and on and on and on.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:33 am to Rig
An offensive "genius" with an utter inability to coach and produce offense on the field.
That's the worst part IMO.
That's the worst part IMO.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:38 am to beatbammer
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An offensive "genius" with an utter inability to coach and produce offense on the field.
That's the worst part IMO.
Oddly similar to a certain head coach we had that was a defensive guru, who failed to field a defense that could even so much as form tackle correctly.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:38 am to jangalang
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Many coaches can share the blame but to win only 2 games out of the last ten against Georgia is sickening. I can understand a rough spell of a year or two. But not a freaking decade.
Agreed, Fire Richt!
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:38 am to lowspark12
quote:It's not like we won that game. Considering my stat in the OP that 44 points looks like an anomaly.
That's a weird stat... conveniently leaving out 44 point game.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:41 am to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Agreed, Fire Richt!
Apropos of nothing, I found this hilarious on the UGA board...
https://www.secrant.com/rant/uga-sports/free-deeprig9/60532367/
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Free Deeprig9
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what'd he do to end up in ban land
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posted a picture of a dog with a severed head
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:43 am to beatbammer
One of the few times Deeprig has honored the username he somewhat stole from me
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:47 am to Ross
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An offensive "genius" with an utter inability to coach and produce offense on the field. That's the worst part IMO.
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Oddly similar to a certain head coach we had that was a defensive guru, who failed to field a defense that could even so much as form tackle correctly.
Why does this shite have to happen to us? Its mindboggling.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:48 am to AUtigerNOLA
I think we need to find more Pastor's son's and build more churches.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:57 am to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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I think we need to find more Pastor's son's and build more churches.
Have bag, will travel.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 12:59 pm to AUCatfish
The worst fact is that in the 6 years Gus has been at Auburn, we are 2 - 4 against the mouthbreathers in Tuscaloosa.
I think folks do not understand how those of us in the state Alabama have to hear about Saban "owning" us 365 days a year.
We hear it at school. We hear it at work. We hear from the nice old lady behind us at church. We hear it from the idiot next to us at the stop light who yells out Roll Tide. It is impossible to escape in the winter, in the summer and all days in between. And all we can hope for is to get revenge 360+ long days from now.
My childhood was tormented by Bear Bryant and I fear Saban is doing the same to my kids.
So that would be my worst fact about the years Malzahn has been coaching here.
I think folks do not understand how those of us in the state Alabama have to hear about Saban "owning" us 365 days a year.
We hear it at school. We hear it at work. We hear from the nice old lady behind us at church. We hear it from the idiot next to us at the stop light who yells out Roll Tide. It is impossible to escape in the winter, in the summer and all days in between. And all we can hope for is to get revenge 360+ long days from now.
My childhood was tormented by Bear Bryant and I fear Saban is doing the same to my kids.
So that would be my worst fact about the years Malzahn has been coaching here.
This post was edited on 11/30/15 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 11/30/15 at 1:14 pm to MontyTiger
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I guess paying out 8 million the past 2 years where we have went 6-10 last 2 seasons in conference and on and on and on.
Without 2010 and 2013, our conference record with Chizik and Malzahn is 13–27. With 2010 and 2013, it's 28–28.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 1:18 pm to WildWillie
quote:Punt Bama Punt happened when I was in 7th Grade. We didn't win another Iron Bowl until I had already graduated from AU.
My childhood was tormented by Bear Bryant and I fear Saban is doing the same to my kids.
We went into the Iron Bowl with a legitimate shot at an NC exactly 3 times before my 50th birthday (1971, 1983 and 2004) and never came close to earning the hardware. Since my 50th birthday we've won one NC and were 13 seconds away from a second. And Gus was a major factor in both of those seasons.
Now is nothing like back then.
This post was edited on 11/30/15 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 11/30/15 at 3:55 pm to Rig
To answer the OP, easily the worst fact is that, if won/loss records of 2013 and 2015 were reversed, we would be hailing him as the greatest HC in the country.
Despite the fact that every other fact about his won/loss record would be identical.
Despite the fact that every other fact about his won/loss record would be identical.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 4:01 pm to WildWillie
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WildWillie
Stop being such a pussy you pussy
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