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Old piss defense is straight dookie
Posted on 10/24/26 at 8:04 pm
Posted on 10/24/26 at 8:04 pm
If Durka can get his head out of his butt, the offense should be able to score enough.
Posted on 10/24/26 at 8:33 pm to jvilletiger25
(insert the good ol’ “are you sure about that?” meme here)
This post was edited on 10/24/26 at 8:37 pm
Posted on 10/24/26 at 8:38 pm to jvilletiger25
Dookie would whip our offensive line.
Our offensive line is straight diarrhea.
Nothing solid to even slow your stride as you step through it.
Seriously, I’ve never seen an offensive lineman is getting rag dolled as much as ours do.
Our offensive line is straight diarrhea.
Nothing solid to even slow your stride as you step through it.
Seriously, I’ve never seen an offensive lineman is getting rag dolled as much as ours do.
Posted on 10/24/26 at 8:48 pm to makersmark1
While true that the Oline is bad, old piss is equally bad on defense. Durka has to grow a brain this week, which I highly doubt he will.
Posted on 10/24/26 at 8:49 pm to jvilletiger25
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If Durka can get his head out of his butt, the offense should be able to score enough.
It hurts my Aubbie heart that we have wondered in CFB wilderness at the same time that a DC like Muschamp had to semi-retire, then go run Special Teams for UGA and now see him pitching a beauty against that OM offense in the wrong shade of orange.
Why couldn't someone in Auburn pick up the phone and make him an offer to come back home and coach our defense for the last 4 years?
Posted on 10/24/26 at 8:55 pm to IAmNERD
We need Champ hAUme!
Posted on 10/24/26 at 9:43 pm to jvilletiger25
But now slow af Fields is somehow getting open 
Posted on 10/24/26 at 10:05 pm to IAmNERD
Muschamp has always admired and endorsed DJ
They coached together a good bit and he absolutely loves DJ
But yes indeed, Muschamp has always been my favorite DC we have had
If he didn’t have such a “small ball” conservative offensive philosophy, he would be a helluva good head coach.
It would be like a baseball team with the absolute best pitching staff in America refusing to swing the bats and electing to only score by bunting. That’s Champ.
But damn dude, I miss him badly
They coached together a good bit and he absolutely loves DJ
But yes indeed, Muschamp has always been my favorite DC we have had
If he didn’t have such a “small ball” conservative offensive philosophy, he would be a helluva good head coach.
It would be like a baseball team with the absolute best pitching staff in America refusing to swing the bats and electing to only score by bunting. That’s Champ.
But damn dude, I miss him badly
Posted on 10/25/26 at 12:48 am to jvilletiger25
Can you stop with the stupid nicknames. It’s annoying as frick.
Triple pump chump, blo pix, durka durka
You’re an idiot that basically knows nothing about football.
This game was an absolute horror show of a match up for this defense. WRs better than our DBs. Our cornerbacks are what they are probably talent wise about the bottom 2-3 teams as far as talent. Our safeties are talented but very poorly coached. I wasn’t and am not a fan of Tim Banks. DVD is still up in the air.
Our DL is ok. Not good not bad. I would like to see a move by some of the younger guys. We lost a lot in graduation, entry into the draft and transfers. So the young guys have to get better. They also have to get on the field.
The offense is not talented and B. Brown is what he is. LSU had a good scheme today to take away the run. We rushed for less than 2 yards per carry.
We have to prioritize areas on the team and dominate in the portal in the offseason. These redshirt and true sophomore’s are the most talented guys on the team so next year is the year to make a big improvement. So what do we do? Budget shop on the portal to get a lot numbers or go after difference makers.
Triple pump chump, blo pix, durka durka
You’re an idiot that basically knows nothing about football.
This game was an absolute horror show of a match up for this defense. WRs better than our DBs. Our cornerbacks are what they are probably talent wise about the bottom 2-3 teams as far as talent. Our safeties are talented but very poorly coached. I wasn’t and am not a fan of Tim Banks. DVD is still up in the air.
Our DL is ok. Not good not bad. I would like to see a move by some of the younger guys. We lost a lot in graduation, entry into the draft and transfers. So the young guys have to get better. They also have to get on the field.
The offense is not talented and B. Brown is what he is. LSU had a good scheme today to take away the run. We rushed for less than 2 yards per carry.
We have to prioritize areas on the team and dominate in the portal in the offseason. These redshirt and true sophomore’s are the most talented guys on the team so next year is the year to make a big improvement. So what do we do? Budget shop on the portal to get a lot numbers or go after difference makers.
Posted on 10/25/26 at 7:50 am to CorchJay
We have two of the worst CB’s in the league. Insane that we couldn’t pay up to keep Lee or Crawford.
Posted on 10/25/26 at 8:18 am to JTW0036
Yep we lost so much to the portal. The choices at WR was ok. The choices on defense not so much
Posted on 10/25/26 at 8:27 am to jvilletiger25
Whats does,
quote:have to do with
the offense should be able to score enough.
quote:?
If Durka can get his head out of his butt,
Posted on 10/25/26 at 8:46 am to awestruck
It has to with can the defensive gameplan quit being so predictable and awful? Because the offense is going to score plenty enough to win against their defense.
Posted on 10/25/26 at 10:28 am to jvilletiger25
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If Durka can get his head out of his butt, the offense should be able to score enough.
LOL
Posted on 10/25/26 at 10:45 am to LanierSpots
Guys, look at who we lost. Both starting DB’s and 2-3 DL plus LB. Those were starters.
Next yr we should be drastically improved but this was gonna be a challenge
Next yr we should be drastically improved but this was gonna be a challenge
Posted on 10/25/26 at 10:47 am to attalla
Some of Our D players are high rated but 19 yrs old
We gotta figure how to build a culture that can keep both underclass back ups and starters. That is hard to do but necessary if we wanna compete with upper echelon.
We gotta figure how to build a culture that can keep both underclass back ups and starters. That is hard to do but necessary if we wanna compete with upper echelon.
This post was edited on 10/25/26 at 10:51 am
Posted on 10/25/26 at 10:51 am to attalla
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Next yr we should be drastically improved
Auburn football creed
Posted on 10/25/26 at 10:56 am to LanierSpots
Lanier, u already said ur not vested anymore so who cares what y say. Look at who we lost We lost 60 ? Players.
I also said we gotta figure out how to keep backups and starters. CLS had a great statement about that this week.
Guys are 19 and we have a coach who has done more in 1 yr than last two with 1/2 roster
I also said we gotta figure out how to keep backups and starters. CLS had a great statement about that this week.
Guys are 19 and we have a coach who has done more in 1 yr than last two with 1/2 roster
This post was edited on 10/25/26 at 11:00 am
Posted on 10/25/26 at 11:02 am to attalla
Posted on 10/25/26 at 11:42 am to attalla
We can keep them if they are paid enough and we stop the coaching carousel.
Golesh has learned the best he had in Florida doesn’t equal the established lines of the typical SEC teams. Freeze bought a lot of talent…..that walked when Freeze was fired.
Stop firing football Head Coaches. Terminate bad coordinators. Consider terminating the Athletic Director. Yella Wood has his logo on the field. Put some of those millions to work.
Golesh has learned the best he had in Florida doesn’t equal the established lines of the typical SEC teams. Freeze bought a lot of talent…..that walked when Freeze was fired.
Stop firing football Head Coaches. Terminate bad coordinators. Consider terminating the Athletic Director. Yella Wood has his logo on the field. Put some of those millions to work.
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