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re: Malzahn presser at 8

Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
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Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:38 pm to
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Just GOD DAMN who likes this guy? His mother? Maybe?


Maybe.
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
21529 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:39 pm to
Jesus Christ that was embarrassing. Did anyone buy the back slappin' awe shucks routine from JJ?
Posted by Gnar Cat21
Piña Coladaburg
Member since Sep 2009
17144 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:39 pm to
haha did he really call him the 26th head coach of auburn?
Posted by TheSandman
Waffle House
Member since Nov 2010
19517 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:39 pm to
That helped ease the meltdown pain, at least
Posted by wartiger2004
9X National Champions WDE RIP CK
Member since Aug 2011
20206 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:39 pm to
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shouldnt the jersey be #2 bc Gus was a fall back plan?



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Posted by TheSandman
Waffle House
Member since Nov 2010
19517 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:39 pm to
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haha did he really call him the 26th head coach of auburn?

At least ten times.
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
34615 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:40 pm to
Things we did wrong:

1. Pat Sullivan was too old to be traveling on air planes. The dude looked like he was in a coma. There's no way he provided anything valuable.

2. We're numbering our head coaches like they're presidents.

3. We're giving out #1 jerseys like he's a fricking draft pick.

Feel free to add
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
21529 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:40 pm to
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haha did he really call him the 26th head coach of auburn?



Yes. I believe the quote was we are proud to have him as our 26th HC.
Posted by wartiger2004
9X National Champions WDE RIP CK
Member since Aug 2011
20206 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:40 pm to
I'm warming up to Gus but I agree JJ needs to take a long walk off of a short pier.
Posted by Gnar Cat21
Piña Coladaburg
Member since Sep 2009
17144 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:41 pm to
I have it turned down kind of low and really never heard it
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:42 pm to
Well, the press conference as a whole just aggravated me. I was calming down a bit listening to Gus cut reporters off and just look pissed off and intense in general.

Then GD captain dumbfrick started with his awe shucks routine while looking like a complete idiot with a goofy arse grin on his face and saying nothing worth a damn...
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
34615 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:42 pm to
Our search committee is intellectually malnourished.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

Things we did wrong:



4. We have a guy on the search committee who tried to beat us in a football game last year.
Posted by AUTiger5
Close, but yet so far away
Member since Jul 2011
2602 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:42 pm to
Gogue and Jacobs are some clowns. What a freakin' embarrassment.

As far as Malzahn's hiring, this has to be the most damning thing for Chizik's career. Malzahn called his time here "the best 3 years of my life" and he still took a huge paycut to go be a bottom-tier head coach. Then he jumps at the first chance to come back when Chiz is gone.

Safe to say I don't ever think Chiz will be a head coach again.
Posted by McKeezy
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Aug 2010
3941 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:43 pm to
OH GOD AUBURN THIS BETTER frickING WORK
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

Things we did wrong:

1. Pat Sullivan was too old to be traveling on air planes. The dude looked like he was in a coma. There's no way he provided anything valuable.

2. We're numbering our head coaches like they're presidents.

3. We're giving out #1 jerseys like he's a fricking draft pick.

Feel free to add


4. JJ
Posted by GenesChin
The Promise Land
Member since Feb 2012
37855 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:44 pm to
I like Malzahn more after that press conference and at least there is some hope.

Jay Jacobs can go frick himself. Dear lord he sucks
Posted by HVAU
Up over here
Member since Sep 2010
5165 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:44 pm to
Need some sunshine now...Time to check out Aufamily.
Posted by TheSandman
Waffle House
Member since Nov 2010
19517 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

1. Pat Sullivan was too old to be traveling on air planes. The dude looked like he was in a coma. There's no way he provided anything valuable.

2. We're numbering our head coaches like they're presidents.

3. We're giving out #1 jerseys like he's a fricking draft pick.

4. Bo shoulda talked more, Pat a little less, Jacobs a LOT less

5. No latenight "Waring of the Eagles"? I am disappoint.
Posted by AUTiger5
Close, but yet so far away
Member since Jul 2011
2602 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

Things we did wrong:

1. Pat Sullivan was too old to be traveling on air planes. The dude looked like he was in a coma. There's no way he provided anything valuable.

2. We're numbering our head coaches like they're presidents.

3. We're giving out #1 jerseys like he's a fricking draft pick.

Feel free to add


4. Bobby Petrino wasn't up there being introduced as our 26th head coach

Is there really anything else that needs to be said?
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