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Auburn Vs Vandy LOTR Edition
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:12 am
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:12 am
When Auburn hired Alex Golesh there was a hope that he would be a Great Wizard that could vanquish the rest of the SEC. To restore the dignity of a team that has not won a SEC home game in the 3rd Age of Men. We were supposed to get this.
Instead we got this
Meanwhile the BOT,and PTB…
what was the AD thinking
We are gonna need to get better players and fast
Yet our foe today is a rebuilt Vandy team that used a wish to defeat NC State last week. Can Auburn break through today? Who knows what play calls lurk in the hearts of Alex Golesh and DJ Durkin?
Instead we got this
Meanwhile the BOT,and PTB…
what was the AD thinking
We are gonna need to get better players and fast
Yet our foe today is a rebuilt Vandy team that used a wish to defeat NC State last week. Can Auburn break through today? Who knows what play calls lurk in the hearts of Alex Golesh and DJ Durkin?
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:27 am to SingleMalt1973
War Damn
I asked chat got to compare SEC teams to LOTR characters and this is what it said about Auburn
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• Auburn Tigers is Gollum / Sméagol. Capable of pure, beautiful magic on their best days (the "Auburn Voodoo" at Jordan-Hare), but utterly self-destructive on their worst. Their entire existence revolves around an obsession with destroying their "Precious" neighbor, Alabama.
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Vanderbilt Commodores is Frodo Baggins. The smallest hobbit in the Shire, seemingly lacking the physical might to compete with the behemoths of the conference. Yet, every once in a while, they carry an impossible burden and pull off a historic, earth-shattering upset that stuns the entire continent.
We are fricked
This post was edited on 9/26/26 at 7:46 am
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:40 am to Beachbum87
Aragorn was SEC QB material before he destroyed dark enemy forces.
Then he became king
Then he became king
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:55 am to SingleMalt1973
Posted on 9/26/26 at 8:03 am to Beachbum87
WAR DAMN !!
Posted on 9/26/26 at 8:48 am to SingleMalt1973
Posted on 9/26/26 at 10:52 am to jvilletiger25
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