Tom Brady's Ex-Wife Gisele Shows Off Her New Abs At Carnival In Brazil

I've seen better curves on a Home Depot 2x4

I've seen white trash in the LP that looks identical to that.

Hips:waist = 1:1

She wanted Tom to retire to spend time with the kids, where are the kids?

Is the beginning of a mid life crisis?

The only reason she got as big as she did was because of the exotic look. Bridget Moynahan is hotter than her.

Another skank in the crowd.

Meh

She’s in great shape for her age and after having kids.

I've never been a big Gisele fan, but she looks good to me in these pics.

I see she's also a lifelong fan of the San Antonio Brahmas.

BRAZIL VERSION OF TRAILER TRASH

She has the weirdest looking belly button that I've ever seen.

I can still see the holes where the Fat Sucking Machine stuck into her abdomen, for Pete's Sake, act your age, you old hag.

Meh...that picture on the right of her angry and pointing is why Tom kicked her to the curb.

The boil in upper left is just about to explode.

She probably caught herpes at Carnival this week

100% man torso so u tell me how is that a girl.? Belly button in wrong spot.

All the 'meh' guys should post pics of their wives.

Hard pass