Cowboys Fan Says He'll Eat Human and Dog Poop If They Don't Win Super Bowl This Season

Always trust a man with holes in his face.

All I see is I wanna eat some dog shite.

He clearly already does it and likes it. What a freak.

Two cowboys, one cup.

That guy has nicks shaved into his eyebrows, which makes me believe that he's eaten a lot of shite throughout the years and probably enjoys it.

Chances are it won't be his first time.

hope he is hungry

What a turd.

This is prob their worst chance in the last few years.

Why would he think the Cowboys would win the SB this season any more so than any other season?